Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Tim Tebow, And Rorschach Tests

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Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.

And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.

Enjoy!

(616): Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier(image) 1 hour ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Michael Bay to remake TMNT. Turtles will now be named after famous Renaissance explosions.(image) 4 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Well, at least Duke can take solace in knowing they lost to a team that was good enough to go on a run all the way to the Round of 32.(image) 17 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

When Tim Tebow heard about the Peyton Manning news he threw a fit. Unfortunately it missed its intended target by ten yards.(image) 2 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

I took a Rorshach test and all I saw were mustaches. #hipsterproblems(image) 11 minutes ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

BREAKING: In Possible Gaffe, Romney Proposes Converting Poor People into Gasoline(image) 1 hour ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Loving my new iPad. This new high resolution screen is going to look great shattered against Joker’s face.(image) 1 hour ago via Batcomputer ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Hopefully the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles plot will be about them trying to stop an evil director from remaking more cartoons.(image) 2 hours ago via Twitter for Android ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

(1) St Patrick defeats (16) Monday 254-7(image) 7 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Today, Starbucks opened its first ever juice bar. It’s expected to be a great place to work on your screenplay.(image) 1 hour ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

John Elway dumped Tim Tebow nearly as quickly as someone who has dated Jennifer Aniston.(image) 2 hours ago via HootSuite ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

At least Tim Tebow can now say that he's been fucked. (via @jasonmustian)(image) 1 hour ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Broncos should inform Tim Tebow that his new job is praying that Peyton Manning stays healthy.(image) 2 hours ago via TweetDeck ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Am I the only one who worries what happened to the computers on The Walking Dead? Did they get infected too? Turn into Dells?(image) 4 hours ago via HootSuite ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Michael Bay remaking TMNT? While we are ruining my childhood maybe we get Bruckheimer to remake the day I 1st sipped Coke thru a bendy straw(image) 1 hour ago via Twitter for Android ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Josh Wolford

Josh Wolford is a writer for WebProNews. He likes beer, Japanese food, and movies that make him feel weird afterward. Mostly beer.

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