Play-Doh in Damage Control Mode Over Toy That Very Much Resembles a Penis

Poor social media managers. One minute you’re thinking up cute ways to create brand-appropriate happy holiday messages and the next minute you’re furiously deleting images of little plastic penises. Play-Doh is in damage control mode on its social media accounts…

Drawing Dicks with the Nike+ App Is the Only Way to Make Running Fun

The Nike+ running app tracks pace, distance, time, calories burned, and allows you to upload all that data online for everyone to see. It’s also the perfect tool for making running, an inherently boring and awful practice, moderately enjoyable. Because…

Chubby Checker, HP Settle the Most Important Penis-Centric App Lawsuit of Our Time

And a nation exhales. A lawsuit, brought against HP by rock and roll pioneer and world-famous Twister Chubby Checker, has been settled. The saga is over. In a case that was quite possibly constructed via Mad Libs, Chubby Checker sued…

Slingshot Kind of Makes Penisless Photos Appear to Contain Penises

For those of you who love Snapchat but really wish it made it just a little bit tougher to receive messages, Facebook has launched a new app called Slingshot – the one they accidentally pushed out last week and then…

Get Rich Quick Scheme Ends With Man Getting His Penis Bitten Off By A Hyena

Look, I understand, witch doctors are revered members of the community in some parts of the world. In some communities, they do good work by using herbal remedies to cure common illnesses. What they aren’t good at is financial planning.…

Seattle Crash News Interrupted by Penis

Following hard on the horrific news that two people were killed in a helicopter crash in Seattle, Fox affiliate KDVR in Denver was reviewing the story with their de rigeur “friends-style” discussion panel. Four talking heads were seated across a…

This Guy Really Wants Women To Pleasure Him With Cheese

Food fetishes are nothing new. Asking your loved one to help fulfill a food fantasy or two isn’t even all that weird. Now, asking random people on the street to fulfill your fantasy of masturbating with swiss cheese – that’s…

Pastor Exposes Himself To Teenage Girl, Facebook Shares Lead To His Arrest

As a frequent shopper of Kentucky’s many outlet and grocery stores, it’s not all uncommon to run into an odd character or two. It might be a heavyset middle-aged dude rocking a mullet and a shirt that looks like it’s…

Bent-Penis Drug Approved by the FDA

The U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) today approved a drug for the treatment of Peyronie’s disease, a medical condition that causes severe curvature of the penis. The drug, branded as Xiaflex, is the first FDA-approved medication for the treatment…

Look Upon This Penis-Shaped Church and See That It Is Good

In Dixon, Illinois, sits a newly-erected church that makes quite the impression when viewed from above. Redditors spotted the house of worship on Google Maps. (image) Uh… (image) Despite the fact that Apple Maps doesn’t show the phallic house of…