Protip: Don’t Stick An Eel In Your Anus, It Will Eat Your Colon

One of the strangest fetishes on the planet involves putting live animals up the anus. It’s also a dangerous one for both the human and the animal. Unfortunately, one man got the stupid idea in his head to try it…

Homosexual Necrophilia Is Apparently A Thing In Ducks

What do you do when you see a male duck attempting to have sex with a dead male duck? Most would probably be a little weirded out and walk away. One biologist, however, saw a rare occurrence in nature, and…

Semen Shooter Gets 18 Months Behind Bars

If Panic Room taught me anything – it’s that burglaries are scary things. Men with guns trying to ransack my home are scary enough, but it becomes even scarier when said burglar breaks out the colorful squirt guns filled with…

Indiana Man Arrested On Charges Of Fowl Play

Have you ever seen a guineafowl? They’re like an ugly chicken so it’s hard to see how a member of its own species would find them attractive, let alone a human male. Unfortunately, one man has proven that love is…

‘Cannibal Cop’ Convicted of Kidnapping Conspiracy

Back in October 2012, the NYPD made headlines as a New York police officer was arrested for allegedly plotting to kill and eat dozens of women. Gilberto Valle III was caught by his colleagues having online conversations about his fantasies,…

Denver “Thong Bandit” Still on the Loose

How can you tell if a neighborhood has a low crime rate? The police will be mobilizing officers to search for an exhibitionist. The NBC affiliate in Denver is reporting that police in the Sloan Lake neighborhood in Denver will…

Don’t Send A Bottle Of Seminal Fluid To The Girl You Love

Love can sometimes make us do incredibly stupid things. For one Chinese man, his expression of love made Van Gogh’s little stunt look sane. The Metro reports that Gou Wen, 22, sent the love of his life a bottle of…

Catholic Deacon Arrested for Child Porn After Verizon Finds It on the Cloud

A deacon at the St. Joseph’s Catholic Church in Fullerton, a suburb of Baltimore, has been arrested and charged with multiple child pornography counts after Verizon tipped authorities to materials stored on the company’s online cloud backup system. 67-year-old William…

You Probably Shouldn’t Continue To Have Sex With A Dog When The Police Show Up

No matter what you’re doing, it’s a pretty good idea to stop doing it when the police show up. One young woman from Las Vegas apparently didn’t get the memo. The local CBS affiliate in Las Vegas reports that Kara…

Zoophiles March On Berlin To Demand Equal Rights

Since 1969, zoophiles have enjoyed protection under German law as the practice of bestiality was completely legal. Fast forward to last year, Germany was looking into getting rid of the law and replacing it with a ban on bestiality. The…