Naked Dude Covered In Jello Had Sex With Cows While His Friend Filmed Everything

It’s not uncommon for a man to lube up before a night of frivolity. It’s a little less common when that night out involves having sex with cows while your friend films it. The Huffington Post reports that Reid Fontaine…

Woman Named Cowit Hit a Bunch of Cows While Texting and Driving

In you-couldn’t-possibly-make-up-if-you-tried news, a woman named Daisy Cowit has been charged with a handful of crimes after plowing into a bunch of cattle in Orange County, New York. According to witnesses and police, Cowit was texting and driving when the…