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Star Wars, John Cusack, and Lite-Brites

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better...
Star Wars, John Cusack, and Lite-Brites
Written by Josh Wolford
  • Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.

    And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.

    Today we find people tweeting about the release of Star Wars on Blu-ray, proper leadership skills, and we see that Scarlett Johansson is still a viable topic of discussion. Enjoy!

    My Facebook friends pray to a God who cares an awful lot about their kids’ Little League games. 4 hours ago via Echofon · powered by @socialditto

    It’s Friday. Someone should write a song about Fridays and how it compares to other days of the week. 7 hours ago via Twitterrific · powered by @socialditto

    Glad to hear Scarlett Johansson brought in the FBI. If ever there was a case for the Federal Booty Inspectors, this is it. 51 minutes ago via web · powered by @socialditto

    Sometimes my cursor gets outside the text box, and when i backspace I leave the page 🙁 #FirstWorldProblems 2 hours ago via TT Commander · powered by @socialditto

    Missing children who are bi-racial can be found on cartons of half & half. 12 minutes ago via Echofon · powered by @socialditto

    Leadership is about making bold decisions even when you have no idea what anyone in the meeting is talking about. 5 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

    A swastika made out of Lite-Brites contains 10% less hate. 1 hour ago via web · powered by @socialditto

    Star Wars Blu-ray is out today. Finally, Star Wars fans get to give George Lucas more money. 6 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

    Must love ‘Must Love Dogs.’ – John Cusack looking for a roommate. 4 hours ago via TweetDeck · powered by @socialditto

    Girls are never wrong. Until they are. Then they cry and are, somehow, not wrong again. 3 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

    #AnnoyingThingsPeopleSay – “Was that the last of your bourbon?” 1 hour ago via HootSuite · powered by @socialditto

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