I know, it’s another Call Me Maybe-related YouTube video. But multitudes of covers be damned, I know what you guys have really been waiting for. Fuse aligned the stars and got Insane Clown Posse to sit down and provide commentary for the Carly Rae Jespen viral smash.

And it doesn’t disappoint.

“If this were real life, they’d be behind the house smokin bath salts, and she’d be topping him off.”

That’s just one of the many pearls of wisdom you can expect from Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope. Others include commentary on the size (or lack) of CRJ’s breasts, the inability to notice the difference between a 26-year-old and a 16-year-old, and the inability to notice the difference between a girl and a dude in a wig.

Ok, on second thought, ICP may not be the best commentators out there.

Screw it, just watch this please:

And since we don’t get many opportunities to talk about ICP, it would be a damn shame not to capitalize on it (NSFW, also NSF much of anything else):