Real Steel, Blue Oyster Cult and Steve Guttenberg

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better...
Real Steel, Blue Oyster Cult and Steve Guttenberg
Written by Josh Wolford
  • Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.

    And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.

    Today we have some tastefully funny tweets about Steve Jobs, we learn what it means to be “ricist” and we get a rather simple request for hip hop artists.

    Enjoy!

    I wonder how long I’ll feel awful using Steve Job’s technology to write something frivolous or disgusting. 14 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

    Despite some really solid advice from Blue Öyster Cult, I continue to fear the reaper. 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

    Whenever I see a water aerobics class in progress, I like to pretend a Weight Watchers cruise just capsized. 53 minutes ago via Echofon · powered by @socialditto

    What exactly is everyone on the Internet thanking Steve Gutenberg for? 1 hour ago via web · powered by @socialditto

    Hey, hip hop artists. Would it kill you to throw in a few rhymes about raisin toast or farmers’ markets? 5 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

    Last night at karaoke, a chick with a stutter sang Benny and the Jets for 3 hours. 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

    Real Steel is a must-watch. 4 hours ago via TweetDeck · powered by @socialditto

    Wii Fit says I’m obese. #FirstWorldProblems 3 hours ago via TT Commander · powered by @socialditto

    Diarrhea, diarrhea, diarrhea. RT @WhiteCastle: If you were to describe @WhiteCastle in 3 words they would be ______, ______, and _____. 2 hours ago via TweetDeck · powered by @socialditto

    Chad Henne out for the year. Dolphins’ 0-17 hopes in jeopardy, but coaches say they aren’t about to give up on losing that easily. 2 hours ago via HootSuite · powered by @socialditto

    Ricist = only eating white OR brown rice. Not out of any preference, but b/c that’s how your ricist parents raised you. 1 hour ago via web · powered by @socialditto

    Just saw Eli Manning shilling Samsungs. Really? Don’t you have to be in the top like 5 fantasy QBs to be on TV? 16 hours ago via txt · powered by @socialditto

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