No Matter Your Politics, I Think We Can All Agree That Mormons Tan Well

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Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.

And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.

Today we go heavy on last night's Republican Primary debate, talk Ben & Jerry's new ice cream flavor, and learn the rest of the "Where's Waldo" title. Enjoy!

Ben & Jerry's has come out with "Schweddy Balls" ice cream flavor. And yes it tastes exactly like Alec Baldwin. 6 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Reese Witherspoon hit by a car. I'm predicting after getting over her initial argument with the handsome driver, they will fall in love. 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

No matter your politics, I think we can all agree that Mormons tan well. 19 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Scotland is a fantastic country but I bet Scottland would be terribly boring. 3 hours ago via Twitter for Android · powered by @socialditto

I don't know about the Mayan calendar, but the State Farm calendar my agent just gave me goes through 2013. It's going to be okay. 5 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

I'm looking forward to knowing everything about your new baby via Facebook. 5 hours ago via Tweet Button · powered by @socialditto

Troy Polamalu's last name is pronounced "Pall-Mall-for-smooth-flavor." 2 hours ago via HootSuite · powered by @socialditto

However you feel about healthcare, last night's debate was a persuasive argument for medication. 3 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

The book is not as much fun when you learn the full title is "Where's Waldo, Brother of Anne Frank?" 1 hour ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Ladies, call me "Adjustable Rate Mortgage." I look great at first, suddenly get real fat, and then I ruin your life. 48 minutes ago via Echofon · powered by @socialditto

Great GOP debate last night. Which one was Michelle Bachmann? 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

"GO PACK GO" is what Green Bay fans yell. Not to be confused with "Go pack", which is what Jack Del Rio yells at his starting QB's. 6 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Josh Wolford
Josh Wolford is a writer for WebProNews. He likes beer, Japanese food, and movies that make him feel weird afterward. Mostly beer. Follow him on Twitter: @joshgwolf Instagram: @joshgwolf Google+: Joshua Wolford StumbleUpon: joshgwolf