Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Want to try OS X Mountain Lion right now? All you have to do is hook a keyboard dock and mouse up to your iPad.
"Mountain Lion?" Yawn. I'll update my Operating System when Apple finally gets around to naming one "THUNDERCAT."
Apple should have named Mountain Lion "Cougar" - OSX 10.8: an old operating system going after young users
Jeremy Lin & Kim Kardashian are set to meet. Lin played against some awful defenses lately but this will be his easiest scoring opportunity.
I can't see Kim Kardashian dating Jeremy Lin. It's like the game of Risk: Africa is one thing, but no one holds Asia.
Hey does anyone have an extra LinkedIn invitation?
Isn't all this talk about conraception and babies a little disrespectful to Jennifer Aniston?
When you see "Sent from my iPhone," don't think it's because I left the house. It's because I haven't left my couch.
The people whom Facebook calls "People You May Know" are often "Douchebags I'm About to Block."
Bart Simpson's chalkboard was the original twitter.
"Fuck it" - guy in charge of naming the hot air balloon
Nothing says "I'm carrying $3 and a Guitar Center receipt" like a wallet chain.