Last week Gawker published a real email from an executive board member of the Delta Gamma sorority at the University of Maryland. Now known as the 'deranged sorority letter', the email excoriates sorority sisters for being "boring" and "awkward" at parties and for talking "openly about post gaming at a different frat IN FRONT OF SIGMA NU BROTHERS."
As expected, these first world problems became the subject of internet ridicule. Now, celebrities are getting in on the action with their own renditions of the letter.
The latest celebrity to try his hand at a dramatic reading of the letter is none other than Michael Shannon. Shannon is known for bringing a grizzled, serious presence to dramas such as HBO's Boardwalk Empire and movies such as Bug and Take Shelter. He brings that very same gravitas to the sisters of Delta Gamma:
Former Attack of the Show correspondent Alison Haislip has put out her own reading of the letter, which might be even scarier than Shannon's: