LinkedIn, Taco Bell, and Classic Rock Tech Support

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Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.

And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.


Will the new upscale menu at Taco Bell be rolled out in time for my wedding anniversary on the 30th?
21 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto
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I missed the CMT Music Awards! Who won Hate Crime of the Year?
41 minutes ago via web · powered by @socialditto
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off to @Bonnaroo . will text you when i'm tripping balls #hipsterproblems
23 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto
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I bet all the guys from Nickelback wear crocs.
1 day ago via Twitter for Android · powered by @socialditto
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Warning: LinkedIn was hacked. Be on the lookout for spam emails that are slightly different than the spam emails LinkedIn usually sends.
1 day ago via web · powered by @socialditto
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I am pretty sure the Taco Bell test kitchen employees are just a bunch of stoners who grab whatever they can and throw it in a tortilla.
3 hours ago via Favstar.FM · powered by @socialditto
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Ever year for Father's Day, the Lohan daughters give their dad a Thank You card and single bullet.
7 minutes ago via web · powered by @socialditto
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Weird that inside each of us is a skeleton that will one day wander the earth carrying a rusty sword.
36 minutes ago via web · powered by @socialditto
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It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the dog's owner - and the distance you are from your car.
2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto
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When you see a public display of affection, don't get mad at the guy. He didn't wanna leave the house.
2 hours ago via Echofon · powered by @socialditto
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Josh Wolford
Josh Wolford is a writer for WebProNews. He likes beer, Japanese food, and movies that make him feel weird afterward. Mostly beer. Follow him on Twitter: @joshgwolf Instagram: @joshgwolf Google+: Joshua Wolford StumbleUpon: joshgwolf