Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Facebook now has 901 million users and all of them have invited me to play FarmVille.
I think metta world peace should change his name to holy flying elbow
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If you ever take one of those "Which Game of Thrones character are you?" quizzes and your results say "Joffrey" go put your head in an oven.
@AP: Lindsay Lohan to portray Elizabeth Taylor in a Lifetime film about her love affair with Richard BurtonThe later years, I assume. RT
If your laundry smells like fire and stale beer, you win at weekends.
James Harrison should expect to receive a fine for that hit James Harden took from Metta World Peace.
Monday mornings are a lot like getting kicked in the balls.
If I spend another dollar at Taco Bell I deserve a Mexican passport.
It's pretty strange that Party City is such a boring place to hang out.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: Elizabeth Taylor is going to be perfect as Lindsay Lohan.
I've never skydived but I've checked Twitter on my phone while standing over a toilet. So, I get the gist.