Kim Jong-il Dies, Twitter Will Only Be Used For Reaction Jokes


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Kim Jong-il, North Korea leader and despotic rocker of BluBlockers, died of a heart attack this past Saturday, leaving a capacious gap in source material for many comedians. Kim's 29-year-old son and Little Debbie connoisseur, Kim Jong-un, will succede his father and take over leadership of North Korea. Those will likely be some big jumpsuits to fill.

After years of trying to convince the rest of his world that the people of North Korea could merely sate their hunger pangs with the savory pride of a fledgling nuclear weapons program, "Dear Leader" was remembered today on Twitter and was actually still a trending topic as of this morning. Before getting to the Twitter reactions, though, I'd like all readers to prime themselves with the following video that depicts North Koreans literally crazed with sorrow at the news of Kim's death:

Incredible video of North Koreans weeping hysterically today over Kim Jong-il's death via @JonathanHaynes(image) 5 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Okay, ready? Set? Go!

MORNING TWITTER: The death of Kim Jong II in North Korea may be the best example of "dropping a deuce" the world has ever seen. #HaterReport(image) 1 hour ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Kim Jong Il has passed away due to a 'heart ailment' or as the rest of the world calls it............. Karma.
#BTJ(image) 1 hour ago via Osfoora for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

Kim Jong il is dead but the citizens of North Korea have been told he's entered a sleeping competition.(image) 7 hours ago via Tweetbot for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

Per his instructions, Kim Jong-Il will be strapped to a nuclear missile and buried in South Korea.(image) 48 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

N Korea test fires short-range missile, on same day as announcing death of leader Kim Jong-il - S Korea news agency 2 hours ago via BBC News · powered by @socialditto

CNN: "North Korea's Kim Jong Il Dies." Fox News: "Barack Obama Last Surviving Socialist Dictator."(image) 1 hour ago via HootSuite · powered by @socialditto

So, Kim Jong il has died. For those stupid people who don't keep up with current affairs, she was the leader of North Korea.(image) 1 hour ago via sickipediabot · powered by @socialditto

Rick Perry & Michele Bachmann SCRAMBLING to find out who Kim Jong Il was.(image) 10 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

Kim Jong-Il has died and now all eyes are on his son, 29-year-old Kim Jong-Un | 1 hour ago via HootSuite · powered by @socialditto

With Gaddafi, Osama and Kim Jong II all dead, we are suffering a severe global shortage of crazy world leaders. I am ready to fill the gap!(image) 48 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

Kim Jong Il supposedly died of "over work". In his honour, let's not take any chances today.(image) 35 minutes ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® · powered by @socialditto

Kim Jong Il's Iconic Style Remembered (PHOTOS) 43 minutes ago via The Huffington Post · powered by @socialditto

Someone has pointed out that Gaddafi, Bin Laden and Kim Jong Il have all died this year. Maybe Team America does exist...(image) 4 hours ago via HootSuite · powered by @socialditto

so Kim Jong is dead. Team America 1- NKorea 0.(image) 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

We did it Twitter. We made every Kim Jong-Il joke there was to make. I'm sure North Korea will appreciate it once they get the Internet.(image) 3 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto