Jason London, the actor most people may know as Randall “Pink” Floyd from “Dazed and Confused”, got himself into some trouble recently after he allegedly sneezed on a bouncer at a club, refused to apologize, punched said bouncer in the face, and was subsequently arrested for disorderly conduct. I’m guessing dropping a big deuce in the back of the police cruiser didn’t help his case, either.

London allegedly had quite a bit to say to the cops who arrested him after they were forced to give him a “knee strike” to make him cooperate. According to TMZ, he was verbally abusive before defecating in his pants.

“Guess what fa**ot? I f***ing love this. I f***ing own you guys so hard. I’m rich and I’m a motherf***ing famous actor! F***ing look me up, bitch. It smells like s**t in your car and your breath smells like diarrhea,” he reportedly said.

But London took to Twitter to set the record straight, saying the TMZ report is a lie, right down to how the altercation began.

This might be a good time to point out that Jason is not to be confused with his identical twin brother Jeremy London, who starred in the Kevin Smith flick “Mallrats”. Not a good situation to be in when you look just like the guy who crapped in a cop car….