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Happy Days, Siri, and Hot Pockets

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better...
Happy Days, Siri, and Hot Pockets
Written by Josh Wolford
  • Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.

    And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.

    Today, people are still buzzing about the iPhone 4S, specifically the voice-assistant Siri. We also see why Darth Vader gets a bad rap and learn what your body thinks when you eat a Hot Pocket.

    Enjoy!

    I wonder how Siri will cope when I’m drunk and slurring my words and telling her how much I love her….. 8 hours ago via Tweetlogix · powered by @socialditto

    Hot Pockets are like brain teasers for your digestive system. 14 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

    Pro Tip:Fastest way to quintuple the number of people you know? Sync your contacts. 3 hours ago via Twitter for Mac · powered by @socialditto

    I got a flue shot and now my chimney works perfectly. 1 hour ago via Mobile Web · powered by @socialditto

    Apple just sent me a cease and desist saying I’m no longer allowed to remind men to call their wives when they get off work 3 hours ago via HootSuite · powered by @socialditto

    #WhenAmandaKnoxGotHomeSheSaid “Did Amy Winehouse ever get into rehab?” 6 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

    What is your greatest dream? Write it down. Look at it. You will never achieve it if you smoke marijuana, even once. 3 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

    Kind of fell asleep during The Deer Hunter, but Vietnam was totally fun and they all got laid, right? 3 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

    I think comparing the declining quality of certain things to the show ‘Happy Days’ has really jumped the shark. 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

    Got LASIK, now I have to remove the lenses from my trendy glasses. #firstwordproblems 1 hour ago via HootSuite · powered by @socialditto

    Darth Vader may be a “homicidal maniac” but name ONE person who’s done more to raise awareness for asthmatic amputees. You can’t. 34 minutes ago via web · powered by @socialditto

    Siri, how do I escape from a velociraptor attack? 2 hours ago via YoruFukurou · powered by @socialditto

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