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Easter, Game of Thrones, and Trucker Hats

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better...
Easter, Game of Thrones, and Trucker Hats
Written by Josh Wolford
  • Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.

    And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.

    Enjoy!

    Since rabbits can?t eat chocolate, the Easter Bunny is sort of like a lactose intolerant pizza delivery guy.(image) 16 minutes ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    The Hunger Games is what would happen if Casey Anthony was the host of Double Dare.(image) 9 minutes ago via Tweetbot for iOS ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    Tipoff isn’t until 9:23 pm? Man. This day is going to be longer than Anthony Davis’ unibrow.(image) 6 hours ago via Echofon ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    Happy 4/2 everybody! Missed last night’s Country Music Awards, because it’s a tradition of mine to miss the Country Music Awards every year.(image) 9 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    I hope Ashton Kutcher accurately portrays Steve Jobs’ brief obsession with trucker hats.(image) 6 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    10 arms……10 legs……..50 fingers………..9 eyebrows….the Kentucky starting five. Go wildcats.(image) 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    Romney is now inevitable, like death or taxes, or in his case, just death.(image) 9 minutes ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    To find another casting match as perfect as Ashton Kutcher is for Steve Jobs, you really have to go back to DiCaprio as J. Edgar.(image) 7 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    Hawaii and Alaska were two great American impulse buys.(image) 33 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    Everyone’s who’s upset this “Mad Men” George Romney thing will not be happy when “The Killing” reveals that Ron Paul killed Rosie Larsen(image) 1 hour ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    I like watching Game of Thrones and Mad Men with my girlfriend because it makes me seem respectful of women by comparison.(image) 16 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    My touchpad clicks on stuff when I try to move my mouse #FirstWorldProblems(image) 2 hours ago via iTweet for Android ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

    Good thing The Eagles didn’t stay at the Hotel South Dakota, otherwise that song would’ve sucked even worse.(image) 2 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

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