Somebody has made a Donkey Kong game with Matt Cutts as the ape. It's called, appropriately, Donkey Cutts.
In the game, social signals increase your rank, and you get ten points for jumping over penguins and pandas, or lose the points if they get you. You can also gain points for "awesome content," and more links and shares. Penalties can be "fixed with a trusty SEO hammer". You know, like the hammer in Donkey Kong.
The game comes from NetVoucherCodes.co.uk, and it's a hell of a lot harder to lose than the real Donkey Kong. Cutts stands at the top like Kong himself, shouting things like "Nofollow any paid links!" and "Make your links from blog comments genuine!"
We haven't seen any comment from Cutts yet.
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