Zombies aren't real, of course, unless you live in the world of "The Walking Dead", and even then they're not called zombies. But "Walker Apocalypse" just doesn't have the same ring to it. Of course, with all the stories pouring in from around the nation involving bath salts and their pesky, flesh-eating affect on the human brain--9, at last count--it might be prudent to call this the "Bath Salt Apocalypse", as The Village Voice suggests.
Whatever you call it, it's pretty damn scary. And, I hate to do this to you, but here's one more story to add to the growing pile.
A Utica, New York police officer responded to a call about a disturbed person at a bar on Saturday night. When he arrived, he found a 41-year old woman sitting in a stairwell with a blank look on her face. When he tried to engage her in conversation, she became agitated and violent and tried to bite him repeatedly, yelling that she wanted to "eat and kill someone". She was later taken to the hospital, where it was determined that bath salts were indeed the culprit for her insane behavior.
According to their official Facebook page, Utica officers also responded to two different bath salts calls in one day on June 21st; one regarding a man who claimed to be having bath salt withdrawals and chest pains, and the other involving a woman who was taken to the hospital after experiencing "hallucinogenic effects" from the drug. And while most agree that the synthetic drug causes more of a psychosis than hallucinations, it can lead the user to have very realistic visions that are compared to those that come with taking LSD.
With all the stories coming in about the drug's effects, it's sort of surprising that people are continuing to use it. Every drug has its share of dangerous side effects, and some can be fatal, but face-eating? Murderous intent? That's a side effect I believe I'd want to stay away from, even if I enjoyed partaking.