Yoga Wear: When Will Women Learn?By: Mike Tuttle - April 24, 2014
Ladies, I’m going to tell you something that you probably don’t want to hear:
Yoga pants should not be worn anywhere you don’t want someone looking at your butt crack. When you wear yoga pants, your crack shows. Sometimes shows in flesh tones. We can read the label on your panties.
If you insist on wearing them, make sure your butt is covered by your top. Failing that, under no circumstances should you stoop or bend over for anything. If you drop car keys, leave them and call for someone to pick them up. Don’t mess with your kids. Don’t tie your shoes. And don’t blame anyone who looks at your backside. They likely aren’t being lewd. They’re wondering why you are.
This is the kind of thing that, in some circles, could get my Man Card revoked. But I think some guys — especially fathers with daughters — will thank me for finally saying what no one else had the courage to say. It’s kind of like the Emperor’s New Clothes.
I know, I know. You’re going to protest that only those “faulty” Lululemon pants had that problem.[timeout]
Completely disgusted that @lululemon thinks they can get away with not changing the fabric and selling see through pants with no apology.
— Loving Myself (@FitHealth_Happy) April 22, 2014
Nope. That’s what bewildered us guys when that story broke. Did you ladies not realize that MOST yoga pants do that? Ask a girlfriend. Bend over in front of her and ask. Then return the favor.
Think these are all one line of Lululemon?[timeout]
— (@REALSMFT) April 24, 2014
— Y.T! #MJP 79K (@_YTD_) April 20, 2014
Are these yoga pants see through? Kinda I think… :p pic.twitter.com/kBjo1IUTHM
— Ginger Banks (@gingerbanks1) June 14, 2013
— Kyle Langreder (@KDizzle2113) April 24, 2014
— Erden Cevik (@ErdenCvk) April 21, 2014
— Matt Dohman (@mattinhb) April 19, 2014
Oh, and by the way, Uggs are hideous.
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