Y'all need to get off Facebook.
"We just passed an important milestone. For the first time ever, one billion people used Facebook in a single day. On Monday, 1 in 7 people on Earth used Facebook to connect with their friends and family," reports Mark Zuckerberg.
Go make some cookies or something. No, not the pre-made store-bought ones you just tear off and put on a sheet pan. Like some real, serious cookies.
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