A woman in Florida has decided that she doesn't want to date anymore. While some people would shut down their Facebook account or delete the Tinder app from their phone, message therapist Jasmine Tridevil decided to kill her dating life by getting a third boob.
Yep, you read that right--a woman got a third boob implanted because she was tired of dating. Jasmine Tridevil found a plastic surgeon that was willing, and $20,000 later, she now has a silicone implant in between her other two boobs.
Check out the woman with the third boob below.
— Jasmine Tridevil (@JasmineTridevil) September 15, 2014
In case you're thinking about getting a third boob (or a third anything, for that matter), don't think such a task will be as easy as going to the clinic for Botox injections or collagen lip treatments. Jasmine Tridevil had a heck of a time finding a plastic surgeon that didn't believe giving a woman a third boob violated medical ethics.
“I called 50 doctors. It was really hard finding someone that would do it too because they're breaking the code of ethics," Tridevil said during an interview on Real Radio 104.1.
Making things even more difficult, Tridevil wasn't able to get a silicone nipple during the procedure. She had to have the nipple tattooed on the breast, which was surely a first for that tattoo artist. On the plus side, that tattooed nipple might help Tridevil out as far as her reason for getting the third boob goes.
“I got it because I wanted to make myself unattractive to men. Because I don’t want to date anymore,” Tridevil said. “Most guys would think [the extra breast is] weird and gross."
As you likely suspected, Tridevil's parents aren't taking the third boob too well. “My mom ran out the door. She won’t talk to me. She won’t let my sister talk to me. My dad…he really isn’t happy. He is kind of ashamed of me but he accepted it,” she said.
See more of the third boob below.