With No Point Left in Living, Zayn Malik Mourners Turn to Spotify

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Something called a Zayn has traveled off course, leaving his One Direction – or so the internet has told me.

This is a very poor development for fans of this One Direction, who have contemplated shuffling off this mortal coil after news of Zayn's departure. People are very, very upset. According to Twitter, this Zayn will be #AlwaysInOurHearts, which is very sweet.

Apparently, when a member of your favorite band decides to up and quit, it makes you want to listen to said band's music. A lot.

According to Spotify, One Direction streams are up 769% since the mourning period began. That's pretty incredible.

If you're having trouble following, or have the weird desire to care, this should clear things up:

After five incredible years Zayn Malik has decided to leave OneDirection. Niall, Harry, Liam and Louis will continue as...

Posted by One Direction on Wednesday, March 25, 2015

Josh Wolford
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