Winter Solstice, Bruce Wayne, and Vanilla Ice
Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Today we learn how the Batman legend could have turned out differently. We also find out what it’s called when Vanilla Ice buys Microsoft products for his mom.
Happy winter solstice, Northern Hemisphere! And happy whatever it is to you, Australia. Easter? 2009? Seriously, no clue.
Gotham would be a vastly different city had Bruce Wayne conquered a childhood fear of vaginas.
I bet at this point, Sir Mix-A-Lot just wants you to get that round thing out of his face so he can see the TV.
If you wanna watch an entertaining Bradley Cooper movie, the options are Limitless.
Vanilla Ice bought his mum a copy of Microsoft Office for Christmas. Word to his mother.
I just saw The Girl with the Henna Tattoo at the mall. I don’t recommend it.
All ready for the $acred Je$u$ holiday$?
Weird: I just found out that Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is not mentioned in the New Testament.
Admit it, you laughed when you heard Kobe Bryant injured his wrist a week after his wife filed for divorce.
Leaving out some milk and Snooki for Santa. Thanks for all the socks, jackass. Enjoy your herpes.
@KateUpton (as we’ve seen gossiped), he’s a lot more clutch than we ever thoughtIf Mark Sanchez is indeed dating
I really wish someone on Twitter would talk about the new trailer for The Hobbit. Why is everyone keeping it a secret?