Twitter Hands Out Big Ass Trophy to Employee
Charles Magnuson, Support Triage Captain, at Twitter was given the companies prestigious employee of the month trophy today. The trophy appears to be the hindquarters of a donkey, or an ass’ a**, if you will. The nameplate comes with an inscription reading “You Kick Ass!”
On his Twitter page , he tweets enthusiastically about winning the award, though he admits he only got it because his “name was drawn out of a hat.”
That can’t be true. No one would just give away a fine ass trophy like that.
@jmagnuson Thank you! It should be noted that I won the award because my name was drawn out of the hat.