Charles Magnuson, Support Triage Captain, at Twitter was given the companies prestigious employee of the month trophy today. The trophy appears to be the hindquarters of a donkey, or an ass' a**, if you will. The nameplate comes with an inscription reading "You Kick Ass!"
On his Twitter page , he tweets enthusiastically about winning the award, though he admits he only got it because his "name was drawn out of a hat."
That can't be true. No one would just give away a fine ass trophy like that.
@jmagnuson Thank you! It should be noted that I won the award because my name was drawn out of the hat.