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Tupac, Tyler Perry, and Nachos

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Tupac, Tyler Perry, and Nachos
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Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.

And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.

Today, we have tweets about the hot topics of the day – Manny Ramirez, Tupac and Miss Universe. We find a true First World Problem and discover that Tony Romo is still a pretty good punching bag. Enjoy!

Make sure your op-ed about football building manly values in boys is well-illustrated with pictures of toned athletes in spandex. 2 hours ago via HootSuite · powered by @socialditto

2pac would’ve loved to wake up & see “RIP Tupac” trending worldwide. Too bad the island he’s on doesn’t have wifi. 3 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

#quarterbacksBetterThanRomo @KimKardashian because at least she doesn’t choke when she has brown balls in her hand. 16 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Point Break remake confirmed? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! *shoots imaginary gun at the air* 12 hours ago via TweetDeck · powered by @socialditto

Aren’t we getting tired of Angola winning everything?? Give someone else a chance… #MissUniverse 5 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Tyler Perry is the worst thing to happen to black people since The Fresh Prince switched over to a light skin Aunt Viv. 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

I got into a cab in NYC but it wasn’t the Cash Cab. #FirstWorldProblems 2 hours ago via TT Commander · powered by @socialditto

I’m really looking forward to reading Levi Johnston’s new tell-all book “I Came In Bristol, Now We Have A Kid And I Need Money.” 3 hours ago via Echofon · powered by @socialditto

The universe is like an infinite plate of nachos but not at all. 13 hours ago via twicca · powered by @socialditto

Manny Ramirez arrested on domestic violence charges. That’s just Manny being Chris Brown. 18 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

I’m pretty sure this Tuesday is a Monday that has just cleverly disguised itself with polyjuice potion. 7 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Tupac, Tyler Perry, and Nachos
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