Total Recall Trailer Brings the Explosions, Three-Breasted Aliens
The Total Recall trailer currently making the rounds finally gives fans what they want: three-breasted aliens. Sure, we don’t actually get to see this highly-anticipated trio of mammaries in the clip embedded below, but at least you know they’re going to be in the film. What’s sad is that, when the remake was first announced, a lot of people were concerned that the infamous alien found in director Paul Verhoeven’s 1990 sci-fi actioner wouldn’t make an appearance in Len Wiseman’s reimagining. As it turns out, she’s in there. If those three boobies were the only things holding you back from taking a trip to the theater, your time sitting on the fence is over.
If you’ve missed the official synopsis, take a look at this summary:
For a factory worker named Douglas Quaid, even though he’s got a beautiful wife who he loves, the mind-trip sounds like the perfect vacation from his frustrating life – real memories of life as a super-spy might be just what he needs. But when the procedure goes horribly wrong, Quaid becomes a hunted man as he finds himself on the run from the police.
“Total Recall” stars Colin Farrell, Kate Beckinsale, Jessica Biel, Bryan Cranston, Bokeem Woodbine, John Cho, and Bill Nighy. The film is currently scheduled to arrive in North American theaters on August 3rd. When you’re ready for explosions, Kate Beckinsale kicking butt, and a brief glimpse of your beloved three-breasted alien, take a look at the trailer embedded below. And remember: The film is probably best enjoyed if you have three hands.