Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Today, we get topical with Dancing With The Stars, its cast, as well as the release of Madden '12. There are also some random-topic gems to end your work day. Enjoy!
If I'm not reminded at least twice a day, I will forget the Alamo.
Any burrito can be a breakfast burrito if you eat it early enough.
Haven't finished it yet, but so far Dick Cheney's book is the crime novel of the year.
The announcement of Michael Vick getting a 100 million dollar contract should have had that Sarah Mclachlan song playing under it.
Nancy Grace to appear on ABC's Dancing With The Stars. I wasn't aware one of their young, pretty, white dancers was missing.
Madden 12 release day is the day even Bills fans can find happiness with the NFL.
Rob Kardashian is going to be on Dancing With The Stars? Really? I have to tell you, that kid is more irrelevant than an NFL preseason game.
The easiest way to appear photogenic in pictures is by not being ugly.