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Time Magazine, Kashi, and North Korea
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Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.

And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.

Enjoy!

Bristol Palin says Obama’s daughters watch too much Glee, recommends they watch 16 and Pregnant.(image) 54 minutes ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

I’m finding it hard to get sympathy with my I-pulled-a-muscle-on-a-zip-line story.(image) 1 day ago via WhoSay ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

The kid on the cover of this week’s Time magazine is really going to hate Middle School. http://t.co/uLLxiio1(image) 4 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

“That’s great, Jimmy, now spit it into Alicia Silverstone’s baby’s mouth.” Time Magazine Photographer(image) 3 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Vidal jokes. Is it too Sassoon?(image) 14 hours ago via txt ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

I bet Mitt Romney is relieved to know that flip-flopping now has a technical name: ‘evolving’(image) 17 hours ago via TweetDeck ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

John Travolta assaulted me too but it was with “Battlefield Earth”. I should be able to get a few bucks for that, right?(image) 5 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Facebook: Where people go to re-experience their childhood rejection and acceptance issues all over again.(image) 1 hour ago via HootSuite ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Guys I swear I read Time Magazine for the articles.(image) 5 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Happy anniversary, box of Kashi GoLean Crunch.(image) 1 hour ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

My friend went on vacation two years ago and still isn’t back. He must really enjoy North Korea.(image) 2 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

If you go to an art exhibit and don’t Instagram it, I won’t believe you really “got” it.(image) 2 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

HOW COME THEY NO LET DRUNK HULK MAKE KICKSTARTER TO PAY OFF BAR TAB?!(image) 3 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

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