You've seen this ad before. A harmless-looking guy asks you if you want fast, reliable internet and a choice of all the best HD cable channels - all at a reasonable price. Well, sure, golly, gosh - of course I do!
The only difference with this ad is that it's honest. It's an ad for "Your Local High Speed Internet & Cable Provider," and they tell it like it is. They're going to suck you dry and provide passable service as best, and you're going to like it.[ExtremelyDecentFilms]