They Need To Invent Autotune For Thinking
Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Today we find tweets about some famous NFL quarterbacks, a famous adult film star and a famous biblical shipbuilder. Plus we get an admission of how Twitter really affects attraction. Enjoy!
Just confirming for myself: both The Gin Blossoms and Cuba Gooding Jr were real things, right?
I wonder how old Jenna Jameson’s twin sons will be when they realize they weren’t the first two guys in her at the same time?
I’m sure when your pet gains the ability to speak, they’ll first thank you for turning on Animal Planet when you leave the house.
They need to invent Autotune for thinking.
Pawn Stars’ Chumlee spent $11,000 on his birthday bash. That’s the $11,000 you think you should have gotten for your WWI memorabilia.
Following someone on twitter is a great way to stop having a crush on them
“I did not account for this much shitting.” -Noah, after one week on the Arc
Im takn over as tha CEO of Yahoo. Need sum of tha Snoop Dogg content ya digg. Nuff Said.
#GOPDebate: “I’m up to the part where Elmo talks about the Bill of Rights.”Bachmann reading book on Constitution for