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The Skyrim Rap Introduces Bragging Dovahkiin Man

You know you’ve reached an impressive pinnacle of popularity when folks are going all out to produce a rap video for the intellectual property in question. By “going all out,” I mean...
The Skyrim Rap Introduces Bragging Dovahkiin Man
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  • You know you’ve reached an impressive pinnacle of popularity when folks are going all out to produce a rap video for the intellectual property in question. By “going all out,” I mean complete with costumes, full-on makeup, and a setting that looks it’s from a medieval era. The videos in question were made by a who’s who of gamer geeks who enjoy successful existences as minor YouTube celebrities.

    Of course, the reason you’re hear is to enjoy songs where the performers rap about Skyrim, and with that in mind, here are the two versions of the Skyrim “Gangster Rap” song, starting with the clean version:


    Now for the uncensored version:


    As you can see, the song(s) take familiar things in Skyrim–Fus Do Dah, giants and their toes, fighting Storm Cloak Imperials–you know, everyday Skyrim stuff. While the first two verses are fine enough, the song hits its stride when Aela the Huntress comes in and brings everything home with a flow that’s more impressive then someone like me would expect. For those who are wondering, Aela was played by a YouTuber who goes by the “Dodger” handle. For those interested in creeping on her see her in more videos, you can do so at her YouTube page.

    For those who are really feeling the song, you can actually buy it at iTunes (this link goes to the explicit version) as well.

    If you’re wondering how the song/video was received by the audience, the following numbers should clarify things. Between the two versions, there have been over 100,000 views in about a week. Combined, the likes outnumber the dislikes 3854 to 434. Clearly, people are still in a Skyrim kind of mood. And just because you know you want them, here are the lyrics for the clean version. The explicit lyrics can be found here.

    Skyrim Lyrics by Rawn

    Everywhere I go they like

    WAIT I know you

    Im the DragonBorn Bitch

    Just tell me where to go to

    I GOT Skooma in my cup

    VIP at the winking Skeever

    Hacking Dragons up

    Like a butcher with a Cleaver

    Dawnstar to Falkreath

    Markarth to Riften

    The Wars Amidst and

    these Nords won’t Listen

    Dragons coming back to burn us to a Crisp

    and

    I be Rippin through these women

    Like a Dwarven Piston.

    StormCloak Imperial

    Silverhand Orc

    my armor so heavy

    Your swords Like a Spork

    I rock them scales

    Claws sharp like nails

    got you looking looking snowman

    with my frosty spells

    (CHORUS)

    I’m the dovahkiin man

    dova dovakiin

    you can’t be like me with that arrow in the knee Jarl of the town in yo Fine Clothes

    I be stealin that crown

    In my archmage robes

    Sharpen that axe

    better Read them tomes

    You looking like Parthanaax

    Shit so old

    I pick a pocket Quick you know

    I Grip that GOLD

    I take apart your crypt

    yeah I flip them bones

    I cause mass hysteria I

    Spit Scrolls

    Summoning up a Daedra with the sanguine rose

    you know i take down giants just to steal their toes

    why you cryin’ Let me guess Someone stole your Sweet Roll

    (CHORUS)

    I’m the dovahkiin man

    dova dovakiin

    you can’t be like me with the arrow in the knee

    (AELA THE HUNTRESS)

    Im Aela the Huntress

    Ill be your companion

    Wolf in Sheeps clothes so

    Better keep your pants on

    I go at it hands on

    Wanna be my shield brother

    better be Handsome

    Sneakin like a phantom in my

    BOOTS WITH THE FURR

    You don’t need to put a ring on it

    Amulet of Mara

    Spittin bars like a bard

    Steel Hard Sky Forge

    Got the blood of the beast

    and the heart of A NORD

    Got the Art of the Sword

    Got Block like a ward

    Fought em off in the war

    Emperor hit the Floor

    Got the mask and the staff of the priest that was blockin the way to the crypt where the draugers were walking your listening when the night mother is talking you spending them souls on them shouts you unlocking

    you carrying to much to run

    Thats why you Walkin.

    (CHORUS)

    I’m the dovahkiin man

    dova dovakiin

    you can’t be like me with that arrow in the knee

    Aela for the win. Everything else pales in comparison.

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