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The McRib, Occupy Wall Street 2, and Caps Lock

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The McRib, Occupy Wall Street 2, and Caps Lock
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Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.

And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.

Today, the Twitterverse is “excited” for the big return of the McRib sandwich at McDonalds. We also learn what God really said to himself at the dawn of creation and find out who really deserves the NFL MVP award this year.

Enjoy!

The McRib is back…. I predict I will smell like BBQ sauce and shame later. No eye contact with me today. Thank you. 4 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

At the dawn of Creation I looked real tough at Myself and said “Go ahead. Make a day.” 8 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

It’s feeling like a 4 McGriddle morning. 8 hours ago via TweetCaster for iOS · powered by @socialditto

Overheard today in restaurant: “Can you stop listening to our conversation?” 5 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

I keep reading tweets that say “The McRib is back.” I knew it: McRIbs are made from human backs. 2 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

I bet $100,000 the chick crying in the bar bathroom likes ranch dressing on her pizza. 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone · powered by @socialditto

I want to make fun of old men’s balls but that’s just low hanging fruit. 4 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

I’m going to dress up as a sexy slut for Halloween. 2 hours ago via Favstar.FM · powered by @socialditto

I didn’t know that that I had caps-lock on and now i have to retype my e-mail address to log in. #firstworldproblems 8 hours ago via twitterfeed · powered by @socialditto

Tim Tebow has started to call 3rd downs “Muslims” because of how much trouble he has converting them. 1 day ago via HootSuite · powered by @socialditto

Will Occupy Wall Street 2 star Shia LaBeouf? 20 minutes ago via HootSuite · powered by @socialditto

The Death Star engineer sent me a Direct Message about the two meter hole, but twitter was over capacity and I never got it. 5 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

Glad they’re making Great Gatsby in 3-D. My favorite part of the book was when Gatsby threw knives at the reader’s face. 5 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

If the Colts go 0-16, Peyton Manning should win the MVP award this year. 18 hours ago via web · powered by @socialditto

The McRib, Occupy Wall Street 2, and Caps Lock
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