@TeamCoco
Team CocoThat Tupac hologram would have been cooler if he were six-inches tall and beaming out of an R2 unit. #Coachella 6 minutes ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@jwidnell
Jack WidnellIf you’re taking part in #the70s trend – you’re too old for Twitter. 11 minutes ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@iamcolinquinn
Colin QuinnThose nerds over at the IRS are probably quaking in their boots right now worried that I might go on talk shows and do jokes about them! 5 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@steve_duda
Steve DudaI hear Backstreet Boys are headlining Coachella 2013….performing with holograms of their careers! 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@Joan_Rivers
Joan RiversThe IRS called me in because I deducted $400,000 for hair and makeup. They took one look at me in direct sunlight and approved it.     1 day ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@FauxJohnMadden
Faux John MaddenSneaky move by Antonio Cromartie to sneak in a 10th kid right before tax day for the last second write off. 5 hours ago via Echofon ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@mamabirddiaries
mama bird diariesWhy exactly isn’t Hillary Clinton allowed to have a beer and dance without everyone giving her a hard time? Is this Footloose?! 32 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@rilaws
Richard Lawson24-year-old just won a Pulitzer. Meanwhile I made a joke about Nicki Minaj’s Twitter account this morning. So. 1 hour ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@MrWordsWorth
Mark CampbellApple planning an iPad Mini. I thought they already had one: the iPhone. 7 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@jackgraycnn
Jack GrayI’m guessing Frasier Crane would have advised Kelsey Grammer not to have his new wife’s name tattooed on his hip. 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@GhostPanther
Adam McKayShit. Just got rear ended by a car driven by a Tupac hologram. Needless to say he had no insurance. 1 hour ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@JennyJohnsonHi5
Jenny JohnsonIf a guy’s coffee order has more than 5 words in it, he should have to tuck his penis and balls behind his butt for the rest of the day. 1 hour ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

@SamGrittner
Sam GrittnerThe Huffington Post won a Pulitzer prize. Slideshows couldn’t be reached for comment. 1 hour ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto