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The IRS, Tupac Hologram, and The Pulitzer Prize

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The IRS, Tupac Hologram, and The Pulitzer Prize
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Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.

And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.

Enjoy!

That Tupac hologram would have been cooler if he were six-inches tall and beaming out of an R2 unit. #Coachella(image) 6 minutes ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

If you’re taking part in #the70s trend – you’re too old for Twitter.(image) 11 minutes ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Those nerds over at the IRS are probably quaking in their boots right now worried that I might go on talk shows and do jokes about them!(image) 5 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

I hear Backstreet Boys are headlining Coachella 2013….performing with holograms of their careers!(image) 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

The IRS called me in because I deducted $400,000 for hair and makeup. They took one look at me in direct sunlight and approved it.    (image) 1 day ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Sneaky move by Antonio Cromartie to sneak in a 10th kid right before tax day for the last second write off.(image) 5 hours ago via Echofon ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Why exactly isn’t Hillary Clinton allowed to have a beer and dance without everyone giving her a hard time? Is this Footloose?!(image) 32 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

24-year-old just won a Pulitzer. Meanwhile I made a joke about Nicki Minaj’s Twitter account this morning. So.(image) 1 hour ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Apple planning an iPad Mini. I thought they already had one: the iPhone.(image) 7 hours ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

I’m guessing Frasier Crane would have advised Kelsey Grammer not to have his new wife’s name tattooed on his hip.(image) 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

Shit. Just got rear ended by a car driven by a Tupac hologram. Needless to say he had no insurance.(image) 1 hour ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

If a guy’s coffee order has more than 5 words in it, he should have to tuck his penis and balls behind his butt for the rest of the day.(image) 1 hour ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

The Huffington Post won a Pulitzer prize. Slideshows couldn’t be reached for comment.(image) 1 hour ago via web ·  Reply ·  Retweet ·  Favorite · powered by @socialditto

The IRS, Tupac Hologram, and The Pulitzer Prize
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