Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Today's Twitterverse is still buzzing about the Grammys and an interesting trend emerged out of the ignorance of some young music fans.
Bon Iver looks like he could fix your copier.
Beyond this whole "Who Is Paul McCartney?" debacle, what's really depressing is that people can't use the Google.
Last night I discovered Skrillex and Deadmau5 are people and not a P90X workout.
Deadmau5 looks alarmingly like a Turntable.fm avatar.
Adele deserves 5 more Grammy's for the simple fact she's not Nikki Minaj
BREAKING: Due to budget cuts, NASA's planned trip to Mars has been scaled back to a visit to EPCOT.
Tomorrow is Valentine's day. Don't worry if you're single. You're going to die alone anyway!
What if Adele and Taylor Swift dated each other and then both recorded a breakup album afterwards?
How come everytime y'all see Taylor Swift y'all think of me
Did Chris Brown really win a Grammy last night or were viewers just prick-rolled?
Chris Brown fans act like beating a woman is equivalent to eating a cupcake when u'r on a diet: "Oh, it's just one."
Everybody knows Valentine's Day was invented by the antidepressant industry.
Any available statistics on how many times LL Cool J licked his lips while hosting the Grammys last night?
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter looks absolutely retarded. That being said, I can't wait to see it.
Who is Paul McCartney? is trending on Twitter. Yoko wins.