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The Avengers Porn Parody Is Happening, Stars Chyna

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Why must everything wonderful, wholesome, and good in this world be turned into a porno? Rule 34, I know. I probably wouldn’t be so upset about this if it didn’t have Chyna in it.

Okay, I’m not exactly upset about it, but I am weary when it comes to porn parodies releasing at the same time as their mainstream-film counterparts. I mean, how will the porn even follow the story if they haven’t seen the real film yet?

Enough facetiousness. In how-did-I-not-already-know-this-news, a porn version of The Avengers is set to release on DVD the same day that The Avengers hits the theaters worldwide. It’s called The Avengers XXX: A Porn Parody, and it’s currently in post-production from Vivid Entertainment.

The director, Axel Braun, is no stranger to superhero porn parodies. He helmed 2011′s Spider-Man XXX as well as Superman XXX. Also, 2010′s Batman XXX and Elvis XXX (Elvis was a superhero to some, man).

From a release (taken from XBIZ):

Directed by Braun from a script he wrote with Mark Logan, “The Avengers XXX” finds S.H.I.E.L.D. head Nick Fury (Lexington Steele) enlisting the help of superheroes such as Iron Man (Dale DaBone), Spider-Man (Xander Corvus), and the Black Widow (Brooklyn Lee) to bring down a rampaging Hulk (Jordan Lane) in Las Vegas.

The big-budget spoof also stars Jenna Presley as Spider-Woman, Phoenix Marie as Sharon Carter, Lexi Swallow as Mr. Marvel, Danni Cole as Scarlet Witch, Eric Masterson as Hawkeye, Brendon Miller as Thor and former WWF star Chyna as The She-Hulk.

Check out the (surprisingly) SFW trailer below:

The Avengers Porn Parody Is Happening, Stars Chyna
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  • Michael Sooth

    Why would you be more excited if it didn’t have Chyna? I don’t think I’ll ever leave the computer when She-Hulk XXX: A Porn Parody comes out. I’ll be to busy watching it and wishing I was in it.