Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression.
And what better way to wind-down the work day than with a selection of some of the day’s most entertaining tweets.
Enjoy!
Tchaikovsky is probably my favorite composer that’s also a sneeze.
A glove is a very literal looking hand puppet.
If you’re a white guy with dreads, your name is Xander. Even if it isn’t.
If you have to Shazam a song at a concert, you probably should not be at that concert
I’m just glad it’s illegal to eat healthy during December.
Bania steals jokes from Jerry’s tweets. George lies on @foursquare to avoid his parents. Kramer leads the less popular #Kony2013 campaign.
My Macbook Air is cold on my legs. #firstworldproblems
I’m an adult, I don’t have to wait until Easter to eat a chocolate rabbit.
Happy Hanukkah/Chanukkah! A Holiday so nice they spelled it twice.
I have 8 Google Wave invites left hit me up
If you don’t shave or wax your pubes and you wear panty hose with no underwear, your crotch looks like Vlade Divac robbing a gas station.