Patrick Schwarzenegger, son of Arnold and Maria Shriver, will be appearing in the sequel to “Grown Ups” alongside a couple of his peers, including Taylor Lautner…who, coincidentally, used to date Taylor Swift. Swift has been linked to Schwarzenegger recently and …

Shhh, can you hear that? What you’re hearing is the collective shrieks from Twihards everywhere as The Twilight Saga: New Moon is upon us. For those of you asking yourself, what is a Twihard? I’ve included the definition below.

twi-hard noun
A serious/obsessive reader of the Twilight Saga by Stephenie Meyer, one leap above Twilighters.