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Selfie In Front Of A Train? That’s A Paddlin’

It was a delightful afternoon, Michael thought. Taking selfies with equipment he bought. So he stood by a train, which caused him some pain. “My face did the boot it did caught.” Enter Doofus McGee, AKA Jared Michael. In the …

Google Is Trying to Trademark the Word ‘Glass’, Currently Having Some Issues Google Is Trying to Trademark the Word ‘Glass’, Currently Having Some Issues

Google is attempting (and currently failing) to trademark the word ‘Glass’, in reference to their Google Glass wearable tech. Most of you will probably find joy in half of that statement. The United States Patent and Trademark Office is currently …

George Zimmerman: “Artistic” Copyright Infringer?
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In a perfect world, someone fortunate enough to be acquitted of gunning down an unarmed teen and who has charges dropped after apparently threatening his girlfriend with a rifle would fade into obscurity, never to be either heard from or …

Snorting Smarties: The New Dumb Thing For Kids To Do
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It seems with every generation with too much time on its hands, some of them are going to think of some not-so bright ways to spend their time. They plank. They burn themselves with salt and ice. (No seriously.) And …

#Riccing Is Probably Going to Get Someone Killed, Or at the Very Least Stuck Somewhere

Say what you want about Tebowing, but at least it never involved shoving yourself in a clothes dryer. It looks like there’s a new selfie trend brewing thanks to actress Christina Ricci and her tiny frame. It’s called #Riccing, and …

5 Doors That Sound Like Other Things
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Because it’s Friday and because why not, below are some YouTube clips of doors (of all kinds) that sound like other things. Each artistic door below perfectly (debatable) impersonates something or someone from the world of pop culture. We’ve got …

Steve Jobs To Receive Made-Up Grammy Steve Jobs To Receive Made-Up Grammy

Record of the Year. Song of the Year. Best New Artist. Even Best Spoken Word or Comedy. These are Grammy categories worthy of recognition because, at least in some respect, they are involved in the recording process. We listen to …