Scarlett Johansson claims that she’s surprised by how rude some of her fans can be when they approach her for a photo and/or autograph. Given just how often the actress is in the spotlight these days, you’d think that she’d …

Seriously, the market’s screwy right now. That 38-pound turkey that was offed behind Sarah Palin only sold on eBay for $225, half of which went to local veterans. Scarlett Johansson’s snot rag? Current bid is over $2,100.