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Sergey Brin Atomized Two Thieves with His Repulsor Beams

Earlier today, after waking up from a nap in his capacious penthouse located in the heart of Mountain View, California, Google co-founder Sergey Brin responded to a plea from local authorities to help thwart an armed robbery-in-progress at a local Urban Outfitters. Brin, who is never sleepy and actually only naps so as to subconsciously solve difficult sudoku puzzles, quickly …

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