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Utah Man Who Live-Facebooked His Standoff with Police Sentenced Utah Man Who Live-Facebooked His Standoff with Police Sentenced

It’s always nice to check back in on some of our favorite Facebook-using criminals. This time, we have an update for now-38-year-old Jason Valdez from Ogden, Utah. Back in June, 2011, Valdez holed up in a motel room for 16 …

Florida Man Convicted Over Facebook Threats to Kill Obama, “Watch the Life Disappear from His Eyes” Florida Man Convicted Over Facebook Threats to Kill Obama, “Watch the Life Disappear from His Eyes”
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You can say a lot of things and stand behind First Amendment protections. Saying that you’re going to kill the President on Facebook is not one of those things, according to a Florida jury. A Florida man has been convicted …

Dumb Facebook Hoax Suggests Site Downtime, Could Be Dumbest Hoax Ever Dumb Facebook Hoax Suggests Site Downtime, Could Be Dumbest Hoax Ever
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With Facebook comes stupid Facebook hoaxes – it’s inevitable. There are over 1 billion monthly active users on the social network, and a sample size that large is bound to include plenty of twits. No, you’re not going to win …

Woman Makes Fake Facebook Profile for Ex, Calls Him Wayne Syphilis, Gets Arrested Woman Makes Fake Facebook Profile for Ex, Calls Him Wayne Syphilis, Gets Arrested
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Here’s one way to get back at your ex – create a Facebook page in their name and make it seem like they totally love little boys and incest. Or, maybe you should just buy a bottle of wine and …

Obama Is Not Being Asked to Resign Over Beyonce’s Lip-Sync, Put Away Your Twitchy Tweeting Thumbs You Gullible Lot Obama Is Not Being Asked to Resign Over Beyonce’s Lip-Sync, Put Away Your Twitchy Tweeting Thumbs You Gullible Lot
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Come on, guys. Think about something before you go all stage five freakout on Twitter. I know that’s too much to ask, but I’m still going to ask it. Despite what you may have read, a “rising chorus” of Republicans …

Teacher in Hot Water over Facebook Photo Involving Students and Duct Tape Teacher in Hot Water over Facebook Photo Involving Students and Duct Tape
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Social media is a lot like any form of electronic communication, whether that be email, texts, or instant messaging. Mainly, it’s often hard to discern the true meaning or the true motivation behind a post. Out of context, a joke …

Idiot Facebooks His Drunken Hit and Run, Promptly Arrested Idiot Facebooks His Drunken Hit and Run, Promptly Arrested
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Let’s say you have a few too many and make the decision to get behind the wheel. Ok, you’ve already made a mistake. But just for the sake of argument, let’s allow you to continue on your journey. Next, you …

Girls Spike Parents’ Milkshakes to Bypass Internet Curfew Girls Spike Parents’ Milkshakes to Bypass Internet Curfew
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No, you haven’t stumbled upon The Onion. When I was a teenager, my favorite comeback to my mom’s overblown understandable berating over my many trivial totally disrespectful missteps was to tell her she’s lucky I’m not on drugs. You see? …

Facebooked: The Top 10 Internet-Using Idiot Criminals of the Year Facebooked: The Top 10 Internet-Using Idiot Criminals of the Year
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2012 was a banner year for idiotic criminals who idiotically use the internet to commit or propagate their idiotic crimes. From #YOLO to assassination tweets, and from stupid Facebook photos to botched Apple Store robberies – these are your top …

First Rule Of Robbing Banks: Don’t Brag About It On YouTube First Rule Of Robbing Banks: Don’t Brag About It On YouTube
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A lot of criminals could be categorized as less than intelligent. The Internet has made that more apparent than ever as idiots around the world are posting their criminal exploits on social media. Today’s dumb criminal went the extra step …

U.S. Government Says the World Won’t End Dec 21, Which Means the World Is Definitely Ending Dec 21 U.S. Government Says the World Won’t End Dec 21, Which Means the World Is Definitely Ending Dec 21

The world didn’t end on May 21st. The world once again failed to stop existing on October 21st. The world is also not going to end on December 21st. But don’t bother telling that to your weird cousin in his …

Powerball Winners Don’t Offer People Millions on Facebook, Stop Being So Gullible Powerball Winners Don’t Offer People Millions on Facebook, Stop Being So Gullible
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If we’ve learned anything about Facebook users in the past few weeks it’s that “knee jerk” doesn’t even begin to describe the lack of thought that goes into the decision to share some piece of content. Facebook users will like …

Watch the Less Successful, More Idiotic Cousin of the Red Bull Stratos Jump Watch the Less Successful, More Idiotic Cousin of the Red Bull Stratos Jump

Last month, daredevil Felix Baumgartner broke various world records by plunging over 128,000 feet from outer space in the amazing Red Bull Stratos Jump. A few weeks later, this guy broke two vertebra attempting to recreate the feat from a …

Donna the Deer Lady Learns What Deer Crossing Signs Are For Donna the Deer Lady Learns What Deer Crossing Signs Are For
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DJ’s who take calls on the radio know that there are a lot of misinformed people in the world. Most of the time, the crazy ranting consists of childish political screeds or conspiracy theories, but every once in a while …

Lawyer Posts Photo of Client’s Underwear on Facebook, Quickly Leads to Mistrial Lawyer Posts Photo of Client’s Underwear on Facebook, Quickly Leads to Mistrial
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We’ve seen plenty of stories over the last few years involving court proceedings, social media, and how the two often run up against each other. We’ve seen a couple of cases that have gotten thrown out due to juries with …

This Genius Tried to Rob an Apple Store in the Dumbest Way Possible [VIDEO] This Genius Tried to Rob an Apple Store in the Dumbest Way Possible [VIDEO]
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Apparently, Apple products are so popular that people are literally smashing BMWs through glass to get to them. Congratulations to Equonne Howard and his gang of inept thieves, who win the biggest idiots of the day award. Unfortunately for Howard, …

Charlotte Man Threatens to Hit Obama with “Lee Harvey Oswald Swag” on Twitter, Promptly Arrested Charlotte Man Threatens to Hit Obama with “Lee Harvey Oswald Swag” on Twitter, Promptly Arrested
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Threatening to kill the President of the United States is a serious offense. Threatening to kill the President of the United States on Twitter is outstandingly idiotic. Apparently, 21-year-old Donte Jamar Sims thought it would be good idea to announced …

Drunk Guy Tweets YOLO Moments Before Fatal Car Wreck Drunk Guy Tweets YOLO Moments Before Fatal Car Wreck
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Words. Words sometimes fail you. In a twist of tragic irony, a 21-year-old Ontario, CA man was involved in a brutal car wreck just moments after tweeting the popular catchphrase YOLO. If you’re unfamiliar with YOLO, it’s that super annoying …

Parents Nab Daughter’s Pedophile Boyfriend with Facebook Sting Parents Nab Daughter’s Pedophile Boyfriend with Facebook Sting
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A convicted sex offender is facing charges of immoral communications with a minor after he was caught sending photos of his penis to a 15-year-old girl on Facebook. The 15-year-old girl wasn’t actually a real person, and that’s the start …

Man Steals Ebola Patient’s Cellphone, Promptly Gets Ebola Man Steals Ebola Patient’s Cellphone, Promptly Gets Ebola

As someone who’s had their cellphone stolen, I can attest to the fact that it really sucks. Right after I realized that the theft had taken place, I immediately began my pleas to the cosmos. “Can this low-down human stain …

Two Jailers Forget It’s a Tad Improper to Friend Request Inmates on Facebook Two Jailers Forget It’s a Tad Improper to Friend Request Inmates on Facebook

I’m not a jailer, nor have I ever been involved in my state’s prison system. But I think I can still safely say that these two Jail Deputies from Oconee County, Georgia probably should have known better. Deputy Dewayne Powers …