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Mom Checks WebMD to Treat Son’s Gunshot Wound

A Houston woman has been charged with one count of injury to a child with intent to commit bodily injury, a felony, after waiting seven hours to take her son (aged 14) to the hospital after he suffered a gunshot …

Teen Charged with Making Facebook Threats to Upstage the Boston Marathon Bombings Teen Charged with Making Facebook Threats to Upstage the Boston Marathon Bombings
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A Methuen, Massachusetts high school student has been arrested and charged with making terroristic threats after police were notified of posts made on his Facebook page. 18-year-old Cameron B. Dambrosio is being held on $1 million bond after making the …

Man Admits Threatening to Shoot 200+ Kids on Facebook Man Admits Threatening to Shoot 200+ Kids on Facebook
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A British man has been charged with making threats to kill and sending grossly offensive messages after he threatened to kill at least 200 students on Facebook. The man, 24-year-old Reece Elliot, hails from Fossway, South Shields, South Tyneside – …

Drunk Driver’s Cop-Killing Facebook Fantasy Leads to Additional Time
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If only people knew when to stop while they’re ahead. This latest installment of the moronic Facebook chronicles takes us to North Olmstead, Ohio, where a man has been sentenced to 17 months in prison plus he’s been forced to …

Juror Can’t Stop Texting During Trial, Promptly Jailed Juror Can’t Stop Texting During Trial, Promptly Jailed
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A 26-year-old juror in a Salem, Oregon, armed robbery case has been sentenced to serve two days in jail after he was caught texting in court. Benjamin Kohler was charged with contempt after authorities say he was using his mobile …

Man Stabs Wife in the Face Over a Facebook Like Man Stabs Wife in the Face Over a Facebook Like
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A Philadelphia man is being held on $1 million bond after stabbing his wife in the face and neck over a Facebook like. 49-year-old Thomas Troy Young admitted to stabbing his 33-year-old wife Carla Brown back in March over her …

Thief Smashes Through Glass Door at Full Speed [VIDEO]

If you’re like me, you’ll never get tired of idiot criminals doing idiotic things. This bag thief definitely fits the bill, running through a glass door at full speed in his attempt to flee the scene. According to The Telegraph, …

Woman Comes Home to Facebooking, Peeing Intruder
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I’ll say it once and I’ll say it again: if you don’t come home to find a stranger browsing Facebook on your couch, you haven’t truly lived the college experience. CBS Atlanta reports that a woman returned to her University …

Tip: Pay Your Child Support Before Posting Photos of All Your Cash on Facebook Tip: Pay Your Child Support Before Posting Photos of All Your Cash on Facebook
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If you’re a deadbeat dad and looking to stay off the child support radar, it may be wise to refrain from posting pics of yourself rolling in cash on Facebook. Or, you could just pay your child support. But if …

Stolen iPad Pictures Lead To Some Fun For Victim Stolen iPad Pictures Lead To Some Fun For Victim
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Allen Engstrom left his iPad on a plane, where it was apparently stolen (unless you belong to the “finders keepers” camp). He still doesn’t have the device in his possession, but he’s gaining plenty of entertainment value from it. The …

Woman Tried to Sell Her Kids on Facebook for $4,000, Say Police Woman Tried to Sell Her Kids on Facebook for $4,000, Say Police
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You can post tons of pictures of your kids on Facebook. Sure, it’s annoying and it may get you unfriended, but it’s your right. You can create an account for your kid, if you want. Sure, it’s technically against Facebook’s …

Police: Man Demands Sex from Minor, Posts Nudes on Facebook When She Refuses

There’s a lot of stupid going on in this story, so we’ll just start from the top. A Dakota County, Minnesota man has been charged with solicitation of a minor and solicitation of a child via electronic communication after he …

Police Chief Resigns After Questionable Photo Hits Facebook Police Chief Resigns After Questionable Photo Hits Facebook
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In yet another example of what-happens-on-Facebook-happens-in-front-of-everyone-in-the-world-please-stop-posting-private-crap-on-Facebook-it’s-going-to-get-you-fired-or-arrested news, a Confluence, Pennsylvania police chief has resigned after a questionable photo made its way on the site. The photo seen above of chief Tom Keller and a woman packing serious heat popped up …

911 For A Cheeseburger: Food “Emergency” Lands Man In Jail

Don’t call 911 asking for a cheeseburger. You may think your hunger is an emergency requiring swift action by the police and/or EMT, but I can assure you, it’s not. One Indiana man apparently didn’t understand that. WSBT reports that …

KFC Employee Fired After Mashed Potato-Licking Photos Hit Facebook
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A KFC employee has been canned after Facebook photos showed her licking a large heap of the fast food restaurant’s mashed potatoes. The photos in question were brought to the attention of WJHL in Johnson City, Tennessee. They posted the …

Teen Girls Beat 13-Year-Old, Post Video to Facebook Teen Girls Beat 13-Year-Old, Post Video to Facebook
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There’s a life tip that exists, and it’s more important than any you’ll hear today. Forget an apple a day or beer before liquor. This one is tailored to the modern age. Kids: If you beat the crap out of …

Utah Man Who Live-Facebooked His Standoff with Police Sentenced Utah Man Who Live-Facebooked His Standoff with Police Sentenced

It’s always nice to check back in on some of our favorite Facebook-using criminals. This time, we have an update for now-38-year-old Jason Valdez from Ogden, Utah. Back in June, 2011, Valdez holed up in a motel room for 16 …

Florida Man Convicted Over Facebook Threats to Kill Obama, “Watch the Life Disappear from His Eyes” Florida Man Convicted Over Facebook Threats to Kill Obama, “Watch the Life Disappear from His Eyes”
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You can say a lot of things and stand behind First Amendment protections. Saying that you’re going to kill the President on Facebook is not one of those things, according to a Florida jury. A Florida man has been convicted …

Dumb Facebook Hoax Suggests Site Downtime, Could Be Dumbest Hoax Ever Dumb Facebook Hoax Suggests Site Downtime, Could Be Dumbest Hoax Ever
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With Facebook comes stupid Facebook hoaxes – it’s inevitable. There are over 1 billion monthly active users on the social network, and a sample size that large is bound to include plenty of twits. No, you’re not going to win …

Woman Makes Fake Facebook Profile for Ex, Calls Him Wayne Syphilis, Gets Arrested
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Here’s one way to get back at your ex – create a Facebook page in their name and make it seem like they totally love little boys and incest. Or, maybe you should just buy a bottle of wine and …

Obama Is Not Being Asked to Resign Over Beyonce’s Lip-Sync, Put Away Your Twitchy Tweeting Thumbs You Gullible Lot
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Come on, guys. Think about something before you go all stage five freakout on Twitter. I know that’s too much to ask, but I’m still going to ask it. Despite what you may have read, a “rising chorus” of Republicans …