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Woman Comes Home to Facebooking, Peeing Intruder Woman Comes Home to Facebooking, Peeing Intruder
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I’ll say it once and I’ll say it again: if you don’t come home to find a stranger browsing Facebook on your couch, you haven’t truly lived the college experience. CBS Atlanta reports that a woman returned to her University …

Tip: Pay Your Child Support Before Posting Photos of All Your Cash on Facebook Tip: Pay Your Child Support Before Posting Photos of All Your Cash on Facebook
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If you’re a deadbeat dad and looking to stay off the child support radar, it may be wise to refrain from posting pics of yourself rolling in cash on Facebook. Or, you could just pay your child support. But if …

Stolen iPad Pictures Lead To Some Fun For Victim Stolen iPad Pictures Lead To Some Fun For Victim
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Allen Engstrom left his iPad on a plane, where it was apparently stolen (unless you belong to the “finders keepers” camp). He still doesn’t have the device in his possession, but he’s gaining plenty of entertainment value from it. The …

Woman Tried to Sell Her Kids on Facebook for $4,000, Say Police Woman Tried to Sell Her Kids on Facebook for $4,000, Say Police
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You can post tons of pictures of your kids on Facebook. Sure, it’s annoying and it may get you unfriended, but it’s your right. You can create an account for your kid, if you want. Sure, it’s technically against Facebook’s …

Police: Man Demands Sex from Minor, Posts Nudes on Facebook When She Refuses Police: Man Demands Sex from Minor, Posts Nudes on Facebook When She Refuses

There’s a lot of stupid going on in this story, so we’ll just start from the top. A Dakota County, Minnesota man has been charged with solicitation of a minor and solicitation of a child via electronic communication after he …

Police Chief Resigns After Questionable Photo Hits Facebook Police Chief Resigns After Questionable Photo Hits Facebook
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In yet another example of what-happens-on-Facebook-happens-in-front-of-everyone-in-the-world-please-stop-posting-private-crap-on-Facebook-it’s-going-to-get-you-fired-or-arrested news, a Confluence, Pennsylvania police chief has resigned after a questionable photo made its way on the site. The photo seen above of chief Tom Keller and a woman packing serious heat popped up …

911 For A Cheeseburger: Food “Emergency” Lands Man In Jail 911 For A Cheeseburger: Food “Emergency” Lands Man In Jail

Don’t call 911 asking for a cheeseburger. You may think your hunger is an emergency requiring swift action by the police and/or EMT, but I can assure you, it’s not. One Indiana man apparently didn’t understand that. WSBT reports that …

KFC Employee Fired After Mashed Potato-Licking Photos Hit Facebook KFC Employee Fired After Mashed Potato-Licking Photos Hit Facebook
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A KFC employee has been canned after Facebook photos showed her licking a large heap of the fast food restaurant’s mashed potatoes. The photos in question were brought to the attention of WJHL in Johnson City, Tennessee. They posted the …

Teen Girls Beat 13-Year-Old, Post Video to Facebook Teen Girls Beat 13-Year-Old, Post Video to Facebook
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There’s a life tip that exists, and it’s more important than any you’ll hear today. Forget an apple a day or beer before liquor. This one is tailored to the modern age. Kids: If you beat the crap out of …

Utah Man Who Live-Facebooked His Standoff with Police Sentenced Utah Man Who Live-Facebooked His Standoff with Police Sentenced

It’s always nice to check back in on some of our favorite Facebook-using criminals. This time, we have an update for now-38-year-old Jason Valdez from Ogden, Utah. Back in June, 2011, Valdez holed up in a motel room for 16 …

Florida Man Convicted Over Facebook Threats to Kill Obama, “Watch the Life Disappear from His Eyes” Florida Man Convicted Over Facebook Threats to Kill Obama, “Watch the Life Disappear from His Eyes”
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You can say a lot of things and stand behind First Amendment protections. Saying that you’re going to kill the President on Facebook is not one of those things, according to a Florida jury. A Florida man has been convicted …

Dumb Facebook Hoax Suggests Site Downtime, Could Be Dumbest Hoax Ever Dumb Facebook Hoax Suggests Site Downtime, Could Be Dumbest Hoax Ever
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With Facebook comes stupid Facebook hoaxes – it’s inevitable. There are over 1 billion monthly active users on the social network, and a sample size that large is bound to include plenty of twits. No, you’re not going to win …

Woman Makes Fake Facebook Profile for Ex, Calls Him Wayne Syphilis, Gets Arrested Woman Makes Fake Facebook Profile for Ex, Calls Him Wayne Syphilis, Gets Arrested
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Here’s one way to get back at your ex – create a Facebook page in their name and make it seem like they totally love little boys and incest. Or, maybe you should just buy a bottle of wine and …

Obama Is Not Being Asked to Resign Over Beyonce’s Lip-Sync, Put Away Your Twitchy Tweeting Thumbs You Gullible Lot Obama Is Not Being Asked to Resign Over Beyonce’s Lip-Sync, Put Away Your Twitchy Tweeting Thumbs You Gullible Lot
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Come on, guys. Think about something before you go all stage five freakout on Twitter. I know that’s too much to ask, but I’m still going to ask it. Despite what you may have read, a “rising chorus” of Republicans …

Teacher in Hot Water over Facebook Photo Involving Students and Duct Tape Teacher in Hot Water over Facebook Photo Involving Students and Duct Tape
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Social media is a lot like any form of electronic communication, whether that be email, texts, or instant messaging. Mainly, it’s often hard to discern the true meaning or the true motivation behind a post. Out of context, a joke …

Idiot Facebooks His Drunken Hit and Run, Promptly Arrested Idiot Facebooks His Drunken Hit and Run, Promptly Arrested
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Let’s say you have a few too many and make the decision to get behind the wheel. Ok, you’ve already made a mistake. But just for the sake of argument, let’s allow you to continue on your journey. Next, you …

Girls Spike Parents’ Milkshakes to Bypass Internet Curfew Girls Spike Parents’ Milkshakes to Bypass Internet Curfew
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No, you haven’t stumbled upon The Onion. When I was a teenager, my favorite comeback to my mom’s overblown understandable berating over my many trivial totally disrespectful missteps was to tell her she’s lucky I’m not on drugs. You see? …

Facebooked: The Top 10 Internet-Using Idiot Criminals of the Year Facebooked: The Top 10 Internet-Using Idiot Criminals of the Year
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2012 was a banner year for idiotic criminals who idiotically use the internet to commit or propagate their idiotic crimes. From #YOLO to assassination tweets, and from stupid Facebook photos to botched Apple Store robberies – these are your top …

First Rule Of Robbing Banks: Don’t Brag About It On YouTube First Rule Of Robbing Banks: Don’t Brag About It On YouTube
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A lot of criminals could be categorized as less than intelligent. The Internet has made that more apparent than ever as idiots around the world are posting their criminal exploits on social media. Today’s dumb criminal went the extra step …

U.S. Government Says the World Won’t End Dec 21, Which Means the World Is Definitely Ending Dec 21 U.S. Government Says the World Won’t End Dec 21, Which Means the World Is Definitely Ending Dec 21

The world didn’t end on May 21st. The world once again failed to stop existing on October 21st. The world is also not going to end on December 21st. But don’t bother telling that to your weird cousin in his …

Powerball Winners Don’t Offer People Millions on Facebook, Stop Being So Gullible Powerball Winners Don’t Offer People Millions on Facebook, Stop Being So Gullible
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If we’ve learned anything about Facebook users in the past few weeks it’s that “knee jerk” doesn’t even begin to describe the lack of thought that goes into the decision to share some piece of content. Facebook users will like …