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Axl Rose Talks Twitter With Jimmy Kimmel, Once Dressed As Ear Of Corn For Halloween

Axl Rose of legendary rock band Guns N’ Roses made a rare television appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live. According to Entertainment Weekly, this was his first live TV interview in over 20 years. At one point, Kimmel brought up the …

Search Parties, iPad Mini, and Bayonets

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work …

Destiny’s Child, Lance Armstrong, and Bigger Bands

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work …

Halloween, Vespas, and Wallets Full of Puppies

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work …

Chris Hansen, the Heimlich, and Candidates’ Google History

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work …

Kale Smoothies, Cannabis, and Binders

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work …

Almond Butter, Beyonce, and Drinking Games

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work …

Rejected Debate Conditions, Your Mom, and Paranormal Activity

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work …

Spice Girls, the Debate, and Zumba Class

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work …

The Great Pumpkin, Joe Biden, and Mini-Wheats

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work …

Forrest Gump, Maybelline, and Bugs Bunny

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work …

Sam Rockwell And Christopher Walken As Honey Boo Boo And Her Mom (Respectively)

Sam Rockwell, Christopher Walken and Colin Farrell, three of the stars of the new film Seven Psychopaths, sat down for Screen Junkies to run through some Honey Boo Boo lines. Rockwell takes on the Honey Boo Boo part, and Walken …

Pizza Hut, Jerry Sandusky, and Aerosmith

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work …

Facebook “Chairs” Commercial Gets Another Parody: This One Includes Heroin Facebook “Chairs” Commercial Gets Another Parody: This One Includes Heroin

We showed you one parody of Facebook’s new “chairs” commercial. That one specifically compared Facebook to toilets. Here’s another one, which goes a bit further, including toilet paper, masturbation, heroin and people with hooks for hands. [via TNW]

Columbus Day, Danny DeVito, And Finger Cancer

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work …

Toilets Are Like Facebook According To This Parody Of Facebook’s “Chairs” Commercial Toilets Are Like Facebook According To This Parody Of Facebook’s “Chairs” Commercial

Last week, Facebook announced that it surpassed a billion monthly active visitors. To celebrate this landmark in social media history, the company also launched its first-ever television ad. In the ad, Facebook compared itself to chairs. This, naturally, led to …

Steve Jobs, Creation Science, And Fur Babies

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work …

Big Bird, Rush, And Fallopian Tubes

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work …

The Expendables, Ctrl-Z, and the Debates

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work …

Arnold Schwarzenegger Will Share Your Best Memes

It looks like John Matrix is a BuzzFeed fan. Actually Total Recall (Arnold Schwarzenegger’s new book) is a BuzzFeed partner, and the Terminator has been promoting this meme-style post of “15 Of The All-Time Best Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes” on Twitter. …

Planned Parenthood, Justin Bieber, and Flowers for Algernon

Twitter is a wonderful place for one-liners. To be funny on the site, you’ve got to be sharp and practice economy of language. You’ve only got 140 characters to make an impression. And what better way to wind-down the work …