Earlier this month, he even joked that Facebook owed him billions of dollars:

“Facebook used to ask me to come up to their office to explain what the f*ck I was doing, and why I had so many fans. What was unique was: I never let anyone do a post, I never let anyone post for me in the last four years. My audience knows me so well on the page that if my producing partner’s in the room when I post, they’ll know somebody was around me. That’s kind of cool, that’s how sophisticated they are. Facebook really owes me billions of dollars. But whatever.”

His Facebook popularity has reached Conan, who discussed it with him on last night’s show.

They talk Diesel’s 42 million+ Facebook “friends,” fan feedback, and Conan shares some interesting Vin Diesel fan art. Check it out below:

Like that ad, Kmart’s new ad “Big Gas Saving” makes use of a language trick to make the innocent sound a bit salty. Man, those sure are some big gas savings.

The “Ship My Pants” ad currently boasts over 17.3 million views on YouTube. I think you can call that a massive success for any ad. With the new spot, Kmart has created another winner.

Check it out:

With “Ship My Pants,” Kmart saw a lot of social media support, mostly thanks a well-advertised Twitter hashtag. This time, people are continuing the trend of hashtagging their delight with the ad:

Kmart is on FIRE!!! RT @matt_fletch: Kmart does it again! This is hilarious. #BigGasSavings ow.ly/lkqkU

— Matthew James Morgan (@MattMO2Go) May 23, 2013

During an interview with Seattle’s FOX affiliate Q13 news, the 75-year-old actor seemed to have trouble staying awake, as he appeared to doze off a few times in the span of a few minutes.

Freeman and Michael Caine, who had no problem picking up the slack, were there to promote their new film Now You See Me, set to release at the end of May. The crime thriller follows a group of illusionists who use their skills to pull off bank heists during their performances. The film also stars Isla Fisher, Mark Ruffalo, Jesse Eisenberg, and Woody Harrelson.

Check out snoozin’ Morgan below:

Here’s what you’re about to see:

“Actual conversations with my 2 year old daughter, as re-enacted by me and another full grown man.”

Creator Matthew Clarke says this is Episode 1, so I’m assuming that means he plans to do an Episode 2 and maybe more beyond that. Good. We’ll we watching.

[via ConvosWith2YrOld, YouTube]

TMZ obtained a copy of a waiver that guests must sign upon admittance to his Calabasas, California home.

There, in plain writing, it reads that “”under no circumstances will you divulge the details of you entering and being on the Property or engaging in the Activities by any means or through any media whatsoever, including without limitation, through photographs, video, blogging, texting, ‘Tweeting’ or posting any such information on any social media site.”

The waiver also forbids guests from discussing “all information concerning [Bieber and company's] business and personal activities, including, without limitation, their legal and financial affairs, physical health, or the philosophical, spiritual or other views or characteristics.”

The document stipulates damages of up to $5 million for violation of the terms.

TMZ notes that this is hardly news in the celebrity community – other celebs also make guests sign these types of waivers.

YouTube user Darkbeatdk has condensed the hour long Xbox One unveiling into a minute and a half video that emphasizes what’s really important about Microsoft’s new console – TV.

There are bound to be a number of abridged parody videos of the Xbox One unveiling, but it’s going to be hard to top this one. Sometimes the truth is funnier than any parody.

[h/t: Kotaku]

I know your day is a bummer. I know you need a beer. But here’s something to make you feel better

[via AmazingLife247, YouTube]

What happened to Collier could happen to all of us. You see a nice picture on Facebook of a group of people and you think “oh, that’s lovely. I like that!” and so you like it. But lurking in the shadows are exposed testicles.

“Sneaky nuts” is a prank that involves sneakily showing one’s balls in a photograph, you know, by putting them through the zipper or something at the last minute. It’s kind of like a photobomb, but with your balls. Yeah, it’s not the internet’s best moment for sure.

Collier, a Liberal member of the Western Australian Legislative Council who currently serves Minister for Energy; Training and Workforce Development, says that he was simply tricked by a sneaky photo.

Hence the “sneaky nuts” part:

“At first glance it appeared to be a harmless picture. It was a silly mistake on my part. I only became aware of the actual content of the photo when shown by a journalist…This obviously highlights the pitfalls of social media. I apologise if I caused any offense,” said Collier in a statement.

The apology wasn’t enough for Labor Party MP sue Ellery, who has called for an investigation.

“This is a man who is a senior minister in charge of the professional standards of dealing with young people and young people’s use of social media,” she said.

It looks like politics are the same no matter where you go.

Hot on the trail and catching up to the speeder, James hit a roadblock. Inncent lives were at stake. Of course, officers are sworn to protect and serve – even if those that need protection are on the featherier side of things.

The violator got away. Damnit, foiled by ducks again.

[via reddit]

In this episode, TV’s Ron Swanson reads tweets from such starlets as Katy Perry, Miranda Cosgrove, and Jennette McCurdy.

If you’re interested, there’s a lot more where that came from.

[TeamCoco]