He recently sat down with Conan to talk about what it takes to be manly (lots of bacon grease and back hair) and showed off his stripper video while he was at it.

The people over at “Conan” decided to see for themselves what it would look like, and I have to say…it’s pretty brilliant. The only thing it’s lacking is a serious amount of Bill Murray.

But why stop there? Why not keep developing iPads in every conceivable size?

“Apple: We’re drunk with power.”

Another iPad mini “banned promo” struck viral gold yesterday. You can check out that video here.

It began as Grammer defending his new wife’s honor after reading several blurbs about how they’d met–some online commenters were asserting that the two had a one-night-stand that blossomed into something more–and wanting to clear the air.

“I did want to clear this up…it said something about how Kate and I had met and hooked up in London and that she’d spent the night with me, you know, a one-nighter. That’s not true. We kissed that night….we didn’t do much more than kiss, actually, for several months.”

“I would think that would be difficult,” Conan said. “You meet someone, there’s obviously passion there…”

“Oh, for a guy who hadn’t had sex for a decade it wasn’t that hard,” Grammer said with a laugh.

Apparently, Camille is rather upset that her ex would say such a thing on national television, and a “source” close to her says that while the couple did refrain from having sex during their marriage, it was only after Grammer had a heart attack in 2008 and they were forced to “diminish their sexual activity”.

Not his best effort. Conan is usually funny, but this is kind of a worn out joke. Yes, lots of southern American cities have hockey teams. Hockey has been played indoors for about a century now.

Hockey teams in warm climates: Dallas Stars, Tampa Bay Lightning, Carolina Hurricanes, Anaheim Ducks, Columbus Blue Jackets, St. Louis Blues, Nashville Predators, Phoenix Coyotes, San Jose Sharks, LA Kings, Florida Panthers.

The Kings, who already won the game and moved into the finals (Conan said he was watching the DVR in another tweet), retorted with this tweet.

Okay, so the joke was a bit tame. We still love Conan. Here are some recent tweets to make up for it.

[h/t: BusinessInsider]

Conan and his sidekick, Andy Richter, will be providing voice talent for the much-anticipated video game. The duo revealed this “big” news in a comedy segment on Conan last night. You can see the footage below, in which Conan and Richter poke fun at the game design of Halo 4 and the players who will play it. Conan seems most worried throughout the video that players would seek out his character in-game specifically to kill him. Its a sentiment he followed up about with a tweet:

Using actors or comedians for voice work in video games is nothing new. In fact, I spent a great deal of time crossing a lake in Halo 2 with a character voiced by actor and comedian David Cross tossing out quips incessantly. So, the addition of Conan to the game will most likely be an easter egg for players to enjoy. That is, unless it was all just a joke for the show. I’m betting, though, that since Conan and Richter were already in the recording studio at least a couple of their lines will end up in the final game. I suspect the comedy segment was planned after the voice acting roles were confirmed.

For my part, I’ve obviously been missing out on some good comedy since Conan left network television. The return of Andy Richter to the show provides the classic feel of very early Late Night with Conan O’brien episodes. The duo perfectly demonstrate how good they are together by playing off of each other while “voice acting” for Halo4.

The first hint of the announcement came from Alison Stroll, a Senior Producer for 343 Industries, the video game development studio working on the new Halo title:

Thirty minutes later, Xbox Live Director of Programming Larry Hryb (“Major Nelson”) tweeted something similar, which was than re-tweeted by the @TeamCoco Twitter account:

Meanwhile, The Verge is reporting rumors of a November 6th release date based on “reliable sources close to Microsoft.” They also state that the release date could be announced before noon today. The most accurate official release window announced so far is “Holiday 2012,” which means November 6th, if not a confirmed date, is at least a good guess. Multiple A-list video game titles will be released in the months leading up to Christmas.

With Halo 4 being Xbox 360 gamers’ most anticipated release for 2012, I’m willing to bet that Conan might see a bit of a ratings boost tonight. Especially if fans get to see something as spectacular as Conan in MJOLNIR armor – or Andy Richter as Cortana.

Now it looks like they may get their wish. Ferrell, dressed as his “Anchorman” character Ron Burgundy and wielding a flute, showed up on Conan last night to announce that he has forged a deal with Paramount Pictures to do a sequel, which sent the audience into wild applause. Facebook and Twitter feeds immediately blew up with the news and with video of Burgundy’s appearance on the Conan stage.

Back in 2010, “Anchorman” director Adam McKay told MTV that talks of a sequel were in the works even back then, and that most of the original cast members were willing to sign on for it despite having to take a significant pay cut due to budgetary restrictions.

The film, which obviously is still in the early conception stage, is said to be set in the ’80s, a decade which could lend itself well to all sorts of shenanigans. I might have to go buy myself a nice new pair of slacks to celebrate.

Mr. Burgundy took the stage and said: “I want to announce this everyone here in the Americas. To our friends in Spain, Turkey, and the UK (including England) that as of 0900 Mountain time, Paramount Pictures and myself, Ronald Joseph Aaron Burgundy, have come to terms on a sequel to Anchorman. It is official, there will be a sequel to Anchorman“. You can see the full video of the announcement below:

For those of you questioning if this is real, or just a comedic stunt by Will Ferrell should take a look at the tweet below from Adam McKay, the director of the film:

Few details are available at this time, but EW did get in touch with Paramount and found out that Steve Carell and Paul Rudd are definitely on board for the sequel. Deadline is also reporting that David Koechner is also on board to reprise his role of Champ. It remains to be seen the smelly smelly pirate whore, Christina Applegate, will return for the sequel.

Anchorman 2 is slated to hit theaters sometime in 2013.

But Conan knows what you’ll really be using your new iPad for. Not viewing professionally taken HD pictures on the retina display or sharing magical family moments with the HD video camera. Most of us will be watching the same stupid YouTube videos we’ve been watching, only this time a little more clearly…

What else would you be watching on the new iPad?

When you’re done viewing “guy gets hit the groin” videos check out the Team Coco app on your new iPad. “It’s better than you”…