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Chuck Norris Actor Double Tied Up and Robbed in Brazil

In São Paulo, Brazil there lives a man named Norberto Tavares de Lira. He goes by the nickname “Chuck Norbas”. He has this nickname because he is the spitting image of American martial arts star Chuck Norris. Norberto was cleaning …

Chuck Norris Endorses Greg Abbott For Texas Governor

Chuck Norris is still best-known for his on-screen roles in TV shows and movies such as Walker, Texas Ranger and Lone Wolf McQuade, but for a few years now the martial artist’s conservative political views have been getting headlines. The …

Chuck Norris Still a Badass at 74

No one can — or ever will be — able to call Chuck Norris anything but the baddest of badasses! Carlos Ray “Chuck” Norris turned 74 years old Tuesday and the man is still going strong. Norris is best known …

Chuck Norris Turned 74 and is Still Tougher Than You

The world paid homage today to one of the biggest bad-asses of our time, Chuck Norris. The actor and all-around tough guy turned 74 today, but can still knock you out, blindfolded, and with his hands tied around his back. …

Jean-Claude Van Damme’s Volvo Ad Gets Spoofed By Chuck Norris [Video]

Did everyone hear about that amazing ad that Jean-Claude Van Damme did for Volvo, in which he did the splits between two Volvo trucks? Well, the well-known action star has now had his ad re-done not once, but twice. First, …

Chuck Norris Tops Van Damme with ‘Epic Christmas Split’

Anyone remember actor Jean-Claude Van Damme’s epic split?  Quite impressive, right? Well, things just got a little more interesting! It appears Chuck Norris has taken it to a whole new level – or at least it looks that way. A new …

Tim Tebow Rally Held by Jacksonville Fans
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At 3:16 PM today, a group of Jacksonville Jaguars fans decided to hold a rally, which was to last for 3 hours and 16 minutes (all allusions to Tebow’s faith, of course), in order to convince the owners of the …

Chuck Norris Writes Ode to Tim Tebow
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Actor and martial arts star Chuck Norris is, in jokes, capable of amazing feats. Counting to infinity, for example. What action movie fans might not know, however, is that Norris is a staunch conservative and a Christian. Last fall, Norris …

Jimmy Wales Engages In Chuck Norris Humor On Quora Jimmy Wales Engages In Chuck Norris Humor On Quora

On Quora, Wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales reveals a lot of interesting insight into what makes Jimmy Wales tick. One time, we learned that psychos keep him from voting in elections. Another time, we found out what he thinks about people …

Chuck Norris Anti-Obama Ad Invokes God, Reagan
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It looks as if Mitt Romney might have another aging movie star on his side. Well, that may not be true, since Chuck Norris‘ new anti-Obama ad doesn’t mention Mitt Romney at all. In fact, it it only name-checks President …

Chuck Norris Gets Rave Reviews For “Expendables 2″
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Chuck Norris has been more of a well-intentioned punchline than anything else in recent years; after he became a popular internet meme, it was all downhill from there. But he’s chosen perhaps the best vehicle for a return to the …

Hostess, Maker Of Beloved Twinkies, Going Bankrupt: Twitter Reactions Hostess, Maker Of Beloved Twinkies, Going Bankrupt: Twitter Reactions
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Science – or urban mythology – has constantly told us that Twinkies last forever. They’re man’s best friend in the event of a toxic nuclear fallout because such mortal concerns as expiration dates do not concern Twinkies. Twinkies take the …