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Chuck Norris Son Says Elites Could Kill Off Americans Within a Year

Chuck Norris Son Says Elites Could Kill Off Americans Within a Year

By Mike Tuttle March 11, 2015

Chuck Norris just turned 75. The martial arts film veteran has been very forthright about his own thoughts on where America is headed. In his 2010 book Black Belt Patriotism, Chuck Norris listed his gripes. “Illegal immigrants are swarming over …

Chuck Norris Turned 74 and is Still Tougher Than You Chuck Norris Turned 74 and is Still Tougher Than You

The world paid homage today to one of the biggest bad-asses of our time, Chuck Norris. The actor and all-around tough guy turned 74 today, but can still knock you out, blindfolded, and with his hands tied around his back. …

Jean-Claude Van Damme’s Volvo Ad Gets Spoofed By Chuck Norris [Video] Jean-Claude Van Damme’s Volvo Ad Gets Spoofed By Chuck Norris [Video]

Did everyone hear about that amazing ad that Jean-Claude Van Damme did for Volvo, in which he did the splits between two Volvo trucks? Well, the well-known action star has now had his ad re-done not once, but twice. First, …

Chuck Norris Tops Van Damme with ‘Epic Christmas Split’ Chuck Norris Tops Van Damme with ‘Epic Christmas Split’

Anyone remember actor Jean-Claude Van Damme’s epic split?  Quite impressive, right? Well, things just got a little more interesting! It appears Chuck Norris has taken it to a whole new level – or at least it looks that way. A new …

Tim Tebow Rally Held by Jacksonville Fans Tim Tebow Rally Held by Jacksonville Fans

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At 3:16 PM today, a group of Jacksonville Jaguars fans decided to hold a rally, which was to last for 3 hours and 16 minutes (all allusions to Tebow’s faith, of course), in order to convince the owners of the …

Chuck Norris Writes Ode to Tim Tebow Chuck Norris Writes Ode to Tim Tebow

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Actor and martial arts star Chuck Norris is, in jokes, capable of amazing feats. Counting to infinity, for example. What action movie fans might not know, however, is that Norris is a staunch conservative and a Christian. Last fall, Norris …

Jimmy Wales Engages In Chuck Norris Humor On Quora Jimmy Wales Engages In Chuck Norris Humor On Quora

On Quora, Wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales reveals a lot of interesting insight into what makes Jimmy Wales tick. One time, we learned that psychos keep him from voting in elections. Another time, we found out what he thinks about people …

Chuck Norris Anti-Obama Ad Invokes God, Reagan Chuck Norris Anti-Obama Ad Invokes God, Reagan

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It looks as if Mitt Romney might have another aging movie star on his side. Well, that may not be true, since Chuck Norris‘ new anti-Obama ad doesn’t mention Mitt Romney at all. In fact, it it only name-checks President …

Chuck Norris Gets Rave Reviews For “Expendables 2″ Chuck Norris Gets Rave Reviews For “Expendables 2″

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Chuck Norris has been more of a well-intentioned punchline than anything else in recent years; after he became a popular internet meme, it was all downhill from there. But he’s chosen perhaps the best vehicle for a return to the …

Hostess, Maker Of Beloved Twinkies, Going Bankrupt: Twitter Reactions Hostess, Maker Of Beloved Twinkies, Going Bankrupt: Twitter Reactions
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Science – or urban mythology – has constantly told us that Twinkies last forever. They’re man’s best friend in the event of a toxic nuclear fallout because such mortal concerns as expiration dates do not concern Twinkies. Twinkies take the …