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Chuck Norris Son Says Elites Could Kill Off Americans Within a Year

Chuck Norris just turned 75. The martial arts film veteran has been very forthright about his own thoughts on where America is headed. In his 2010 book Black Belt Patriotism, Chuck Norris listed his gripes. “Illegal immigrants are swarming over our borders. Our nation and American families are crippled by debt. We remain vulnerable to Islamist terrorist attacks. Judges ignore …

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Chuck Norris Is 75, And Twitter’s Got Jokes

Chuck Norris jokes (or as they’re known on the internet, “Chuck Norris ‘facts’”) are nothing new. However, when Chuck Norris turned 75 on March 10, the internet, especially Twitter, became flooded with these jokes. These “facts” are meant to show how Chuck Norris is the ultimate specimen, crafting tall tales about his prowess about everything. One Twitter user named Nick …

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Chuck Norris Actor Double Tied Up and Robbed in Brazil

In São Paulo, Brazil there lives a man named Norberto Tavares de Lira. He goes by the nickname “Chuck Norbas”. He has this nickname because he is the spitting image of American martial arts star Chuck Norris. Norberto was cleaning the wheels on his vehicle when four men approached him and forced him inside his house. They tied his hands …

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Chuck Norris Endorses Greg Abbott For Texas Governor

Chuck Norris is still best-known for his on-screen roles in TV shows and movies such as Walker, Texas Ranger and Lone Wolf McQuade, but for a few years now the martial artist’s conservative political views have been getting headlines. The most prominent example of this came two years ago when Norris and his wife released an anti-Obama video on YouTube …

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Chuck Norris Still a Badass at 74

No one can — or ever will be — able to call Chuck Norris anything but the baddest of badasses! Carlos Ray “Chuck” Norris turned 74 years old Tuesday and the man is still going strong. Norris is best known for his roles in movies like The Delta Force, Mission in Action, Lone Wolf McQuade, Way of the Dragon and …

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Chuck Norris Turned 74 and is Still Tougher Than You

The world paid homage today to one of the biggest bad-asses of our time, Chuck Norris. The actor and all-around tough guy turned 74 today, but can still knock you out, blindfolded, and with his hands tied around his back. Known for his roles in Lone Wolf McQuade, Delta Force, and Good Guys Wear Black, Norris is most often seen …

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Jean-Claude Van Damme’s Volvo Ad Gets Spoofed By Chuck Norris [Video]

Did everyone hear about that amazing ad that Jean-Claude Van Damme did for Volvo, in which he did the splits between two Volvo trucks? Well, the well-known action star has now had his ad re-done not once, but twice. First, Channing Tatum got in on the action, spoofing him by getting on top of two food carts, and now the …

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Chuck Norris Tops Van Damme with ‘Epic Christmas Split’

Anyone remember actor Jean-Claude Van Damme’s epic split?  Quite impressive, right? Well, things just got a little more interesting! It appears Chuck Norris has taken it to a whole new level – or at least it looks that way. A new spoof video of Van Damme’s Volvo Truck commercial has become the Internet’s new viral wave. NBC News reports that the video …

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Tim Tebow Rally Held by Jacksonville Fans

At 3:16 PM today, a group of Jacksonville Jaguars fans decided to hold a rally, which was to last for 3 hours and 16 minutes (all allusions to Tebow’s faith, of course), in order to convince the owners of the Jaguars to sign Tim Tebow as their next quarterback. The charge, led by organizer James Stewart and supported by members …

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Chuck Norris Writes Ode to Tim Tebow

Actor and martial arts star Chuck Norris is, in jokes, capable of amazing feats. Counting to infinity, for example. What action movie fans might not know, however, is that Norris is a staunch conservative and a Christian. Last fall, Norris and his wife released a video that tacitly endorsed Mitt Romney for U.S. President. In the video, he speaks of …

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Jimmy Wales Engages In Chuck Norris Humor On Quora

On Quora, Wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales reveals a lot of interesting insight into what makes Jimmy Wales tick. One time, we learned that psychos keep him from voting in elections. Another time, we found out what he thinks about people who think he has the power to shut down Wikipedia. Recently, we learned that he will probably buy Google Glass. …

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Chuck Norris Anti-Obama Ad Invokes God, Reagan

It looks as if Mitt Romney might have another aging movie star on his side. Well, that may not be true, since Chuck Norris‘ new anti-Obama ad doesn’t mention Mitt Romney at all. In fact, it it only name-checks President Obama once, and doesn’t explicitly endorse a candidate. The entire video is more of a wink to conservative Christians, to …

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