It’s not like the words "hot hot sex" don’t grab people’s attention. One of the top-viewed videos on YouTube is labeled "xxx," even if it’s just a (juvenile) trick. But there’s something fishy going on with the new champion of all-time most viewed YouTube videos, which just unseated "Evolution of Dance" after an 18-month run. 

Even though the video’s nearly a year old.

And it sucks.

I mean really sucks.