Okay so John Stewart and the Daily Show are more famous for political satire than anything else, but it’s scary how often what he reports resembles the truth. This time he’s poking fun at the Federal Reserve and their Chairman, …

I’m not a fan of so-called “leet” (1337) speak; it seems to have spawned in a different universe than the one in which I was formed—a world where direct vs. indirect object drills were as commonplace as batting practice. That “w00t,” a “word” I couldn’t wrap my mind around three years ago, is now recognized by Webster is maddening.