Introducing the Social Shower Curtain, which is named after the familiar format that inspired it. Naturally, the avoidance of the “Facebook” trademark applies here, hence the generic name. While the name may not say Facebook, the shower curtain’s look certainly does. As you can see in the lead image, the standard blue bar runs across the top of the curtain, and it also features such niftiness like “Shower Head Tagged you in a Photo,” and “Wash Basin Wants to be unblocked.”

There’s also a space for the profile picture, in this case, your head while you’re behind the shower curtain. Unfortunately, the shower curtain itself is not connected to the Internet, so what you essentially have is something to let people know how much you like Facebook, and if you’re willing to pay 14.99 in British Sterling in order to take a shower behind the Facebook layout, perhaps the word “addicted” was used incorrectly.

Perhaps the word I’m looking for is insane.

As it stands, the curtain will be available soon, and they are currently taking orders at SpinningHat.com. How long until there’s a shower curtain that’s actually connected to Facebook, allowing members to inform their friends that there’s soap in their eyes, or something equal meaningless? Is this a must have item for you? Let us know what you think.

It took comScore a few months to pass along its look at display advertising spends related to the apparel market; maybe their analysts were busy searching for deals on swimwear for the summer. But their report arrived with a list of who displayed what among apparel brands.

American Apparel dished out over 483 million ads according to the comScore Ad Metrix. The top five brands for apparel all exceeded 100 million ads displayed during April 2008.

Sportswear maker UnderArmour placed 311 million ads in front of viewers, while quirky t-shirt maker SnorgTees.com served up their ads over 249 million times.

Venerable clothier LL Bean proved no stranger to the display ad, featuring its wares 205 million times, followed by women’s clothier Lane Bryant at 142 million displays.

The economy of the display ad appealed to the next five apparel sellers: Nordstrom, Spiegel, Giorgio Armani, Levi Strauss, and BustedTees. But plenty of big name apparel vendors missed the top 15 list, said comScore VP Evan Neufeld.

“Apparel is one of the largest U.S. e-commerce categories, accounting for roughly 15 percent of total online retail sales,” he said in a statement. “Those retailers failing to make use of this growing advertising channel are overlooking a substantial opportunity.”