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Dakota Johnson’s SNL Monologue Mocks ’50 Shades of Grey,’ Features Parents Melanie Griffith and Don Johnson

Dakota Johnson’s SNL Monologue Mocks ’50 Shades of Grey,’ Features Parents Melanie Griffith and Don Johnson

By Pam Wright March 1, 2015

Dakota Johnson has had quite the month with the release of her much-anticipated film Fifty Shades of Grey. Dakota Johnson rounded out her stellar month by following in her mom Melanie Griffith’s footsteps Saturday by hosting Saturday Night Live. Mom …

“50 Shades”: Model/Actor To Take Over The Lead? “50 Shades”: Model/Actor To Take Over The Lead?

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“50 Shades Of Grey” has been on the minds, lips, and fingertips of seemingly everyone (and by “fingertips”, I mean people have been writing about it all over the web. Get your minds out of the gutter, sickos) lately, first …

Dakota Johnson Still Committed to “50 Shades” Dakota Johnson Still Committed to “50 Shades”

Dakota Johnson, 24, is not standing idly by while producers of the Fifty Shades of Grey adaptation search for her new leading man. According to Hollywood Life, the actress is looking to join the hunt. They report from an industry …

“50 Shades of Grey” Cast Charlie Hunman and Dakota Johnson for Lead Roles “50 Shades of Grey” Cast Charlie Hunman and Dakota Johnson for Lead Roles

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Fans need to wait no longer! Author of the best selling trilogy, “50 Shades of Grey”, E L James, has announced via Twitter who will play the lead characters in the film adaptation of her popular book. Focus Features and …

Fifty Shades of Grey “Dangerous,” Says Researchers Fifty Shades of Grey “Dangerous,” Says Researchers

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Fifty Shades of Grey was the most popular book of 2012. The E.L. James novel and it sequels topped Amazon’s charts and a movie adaptation is scheduled for release in August 2014. The novels tell the story of Anastasia Steele …

Emma Watson: Rumors About ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ Casting Denied Emma Watson: Rumors About ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ Casting Denied

For nearly a year now, rumors have been flying that British actress Emma Watson has been cast in the role of Anastasia Steele in the upcoming Fifty Shades of Grey movie adaptation. Unfortunately for Watson’s fans and admirers, it appears …

George Takei Reads “50 Shades Of Grey” George Takei Reads “50 Shades Of Grey”

George Takei, of “Star Trek” and Awesome Human Being fame, recently took the time to read portions of “50 Shades Of Grey” out loud to us, because he’s rad like that. Takei’s deep voice and surprised inflection when he reads …

Fifty Shades of Grey Shocks as Top Amazon Book of the Year Fifty Shades of Grey Shocks as Top Amazon Book of the Year
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No really, of course. Nobody should be surprised that an entry in the popular trilogy took Amazon’s yearly crown, as it was a pretty big year for masturbatory fiction. It was actually book three (Fifty Shades Freed) that grabbed the …

50 Shades of Grey in 50 Famous Voices [VIDEO] 50 Shades of Grey in 50 Famous Voices [VIDEO]

We’ve heard masturbatory mega-hit Fifty Shade of Grey read by Duke Nukem, Zach Galifianakis and Will Ferrell, and Morgan Freeman (kind of). Now, hear it read by fifty famous voices. “Internet Voiceman” Brock Baker presents “Fifty Impressions of Grey” [NSFW]: …

Morgan Freeman Reads 50 Shades of Grey…Kind Of
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If you close your eyes and listen to the following clip, you’ll swear that Oscar-winning actor Morgan Freeman has gone off the deep end and submitted to reading excerpts from masturbatory mega-hit Fifty Shades of Grey. Well, he hasn’t. But …

Create Your Own Random Filth with This Fifty Shades Text Generator [NSFW]

If you’ve spent any time perusing the pages of masturbatory fan fiction superhit Fifty Shades of Grey, you may have wondered how the author came up with some of erotic sequences. For your consideration, I suggest it may have been …

Fifty Shades of Grey, as Performed by Zach Galifianakis and Will Ferrell

Let’s just say that I don’t expect an audiobook anytime soon. During a promotional interview for their upcoming film The Campaign, Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis were surprised and asked to give an impromptu dramatic reading of popular masturbatory fan …

Only Duke Nukem Can Make 50 Shades of Grey Palatable

Happy Hump Day, everyone. And what better way to celebrate than with a dramatic reading of masturbatory fan fiction hit Fifty Shades of Grey? If those words just made you cringe, you’re probably not alone. But what makes this interpretation …

50 Shades Of Grey Causes Steak Sauce Attack On Woman

The book 50 Shades Of Grey has been everywhere lately, its popularity no doubt fueled by the fact that it began as Twilight fan-fiction. Who doesn’t want to read about Edward and Bella knockin’ some boots? Apparently, the highly sexual …

50 Shades of Grey: Hotel Package Lets You Create Your Own Fantasies

“50 Shades of Grey” is apparently the book to read if you’re interested in expanding your amorous exploits in the bedroom. It’s the ultimate how-to book for sexual freakiness, wrapped in a narrative that began its life as “Twilight” fan …

50 Shades of Grey Returns to Florida Libraries
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50 Shades of Grey, author E. L. James’ erotic novel which began its life on a Twilight fanfiction website, was unceremoniously yanked from Florida’s Brevard County libraries after it was labeled by some as erotica. Don Walker, a spokesman for …