Sonja Morgan Apparently Needs A 'Snatch Guard' And A New Attitude, Wreaks Havoc At Birthday Bash

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What was supposed to be Ramona Singer’s birthday bash turned out to be all about Sonja Morgan’s drama in the latest episode of the Real Housewives of New York.

The sniping and catfights started even before the housewives left for Atlantic City, with Heather Thomson calling Sonja a “f***ing bitch” for refusing to let her, Kristen Taekman and Dorinda Medley in her house even though it was raining.

The situation didn’t improve much when the ladies were finally in the limo on their way to the Borgata Hotel. The bickering got so bad that the birthday girl got fed up and screamed at them all to “sit here and shut the f**k up all of you. This is my birthday weekend, I’ve had enough stress with my life!”

Carole Radziwill and LuAnn de Lesseps joined them at the hotel and from that point on the drama and bitchiness escalated. Bethenny Frankel brought the already tipsy Sonja to tears within a few minutes of starting dinner while poor LuAnn became Sonja’s designated “snatch guard” when they went dancing later.

“OMG, keep your legs together woman,” LuAnn wrote in her Bravo blog about Sonja’s tendency to flash her private parts when she’s drunk.

“Unfortunately, my hands were not large enough to keep the crowd from getting an eyeful,” she added.

If LuAnn was the snatch guard, Dorinda was unofficially tasked with getting Sonja to bed, a feat that she amazingly accomplished without blowing up on Lady Morgan.

Surprisingly, Bethenny tried to have a little heart to heart talk with Sonja the following morning, telling her that the pills she’s taking for stress and anxiety don’t work well with alcohol.

"You have to take care of yourself because it's coming out. It needs to be fixed and I will help you," Bethenny promised.

Unfortunately, Sonja doesn’t appear too keen on taking Bethenny up on her offer of help.

Val Powell
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